50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

Having a boyfriend is great and all, but think of all the other amazing things in life you could be doing instead of looking for a relationship. If you’re single AF, don’t worry. There are so many things that are way better than having a boyfriend.

1. Wine

Drinking an entire bottle of wine (or two) all by yourself.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

2. Ben and Jerrys

Phish food B&J > dudes.

3. Sleeping in

Sleeping in late with no obligations or distractions to worry about.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

4. Binge watching an entire Netflix series in one sitting

Finishing the entire Shameless series in less than 48 hours is considered to be a talent in your eyes.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

5. Finding a new talent.

Discovering that you’re good at something other than sleeping and sex. Who would have known?

6. Drunken taxi rides.

Telling the cab driver your entire life story within the 30-minute drive home. A classic.

7. Advice from your best friend.

She always knows exactly what to say and when to say it.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

8. Eating an entire pizza yourself.

Food baby status and no shame about it whatsoever.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

9. Buying a new vibrator.

Because they always do the trick and guys don’t.

10. Cheese.

Cheese. Enough said.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

11. Wine (again)

Wine drunk > any other kind of drunk.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

12. Having an unexpected day off .

And spending it doing absolutely nothing in your bed because you can.

13. Taking your bra off.

Taking off your bra on your drive home from work is the most liberating feeling in the world.

14. Taking your makeup off at night.

The best feeling EVER.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

15. Freshly cleaned sheets.

Silk sheets FTW.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

16. Bubble baths.

With extra bubbles, please.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

17. Lily Pulitzer planners

Worth EVERY penny spent.

18. Getting good grades

And then wondering why I couldn’t be this studious back in High School?

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

19. Getting day drunk

Day drinking and passing out cold by 7pm. Those are the best kind of days.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

20. Dancing the night away

Spending your Friday night dropping it low on the dance floor with your girl is totally worth every single painful blister.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

21. Kicking ass in your career

Being a boss a*% bitch and taking names.

22. Shoe shopping

Self explanatory.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

23. Makeup shopping sprees

Ulta and Sephora make the world a better place.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

24. Victoria’s Secret semi annual sale

8 for $28 panty sale?! I’m there.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

25. Eating whatever the hell you want

Not having to worry about being seen naked on the reg. It basically is a passage of freedom to eat anything and everything you want.

26. Having the whole bed to yourself

Being able to sprawl out in your Queen sized bed, like the queen you are.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

27. Moisturizing your skin

Getting out of the shower and exfoliating from head to toe immediately.

28. Lazy Sundays

Doing absolutely nothing besides lay in bed on a rainy Sunday.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

29. Or Sunday Funday

Spending your Sunday at the bar for happy hour deals.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

30. Having a full tank of gas.

It’s an extremely rare occasion, but it’s an incredible one when it does happen.

31. Unplanned road trips.

Driving without a set destination. Music up, windows down, and the open road.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

32. Sleeping to the sound of rain

The best sound to sleep to.

33. Spending money on yourself because you earned it

You work your butt off. You deserve the side of guac, even when it costs extra.

34. Wearing your pajamas all day

Laziness at its very finest.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

35. Laughing until you cry

Laughing so hard you become a mute and tears start accumulating from your eyes. The best kind of laughter.

36. Fitting into your “skinny” jeans

Finding an old pair of jeans you kept in case they fit you again someday. Winning.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

37. Not having to worry what time you’ll be home.

Never having to answer to a nagging boyfriend about where you are and when you’re coming home.

38. Meeting new people.

Getting to know people with similar interests.

39. Food.

When food is life.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

40. Setting your own rules.

And never feeling guilty for it, either.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

41. Following through with a plan.

Setting a plan and actually following through with it.

42. Chocolate.

Enough said.

43. Coffee.

You can never have too much caffeine, am I right?

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

44. Target.

Walking aimlessly around Target and buying a bunch of random sh*t you don’t even need because Target is amazing.

45. Pinterest.

Rearranging your boards on a Saturday night is totally OK with you.

46. Online shopping.

Even if you don’t plan on actually buying anything. Filling up a cart of stuff and clicking X is somehow extremely satisfying.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

47. Reading a good book.

Reading because you want to, not because you have to.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

48. Trying something new and spontaneous.

Living life on the edge, because YOLO.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

49.  BOGO deals.

Buy-1-get-1 deals will always win you over.

50. Being perfectly content being on your own.

Realizing that there’s more to life than worrying about having a boyfriend or finding love.

50 Things Better Than Having A Boyfriend

So there you have it ladies, 50 perfectly acceptable things you can do other than having a boyfriend.

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