College Life

The 10 Stages Of Dieting

Dieting. It’s something that just about every person tries at least once in their life. Some fail and some see success, but nonetheless, we all go into it with high hopes that we will come out on the other side looking like a supermodel. If you’ve tried the whole dieting thing before, you can totally relate to the process. Here are the 10 stages of dieting that we’ve all experienced!

Stage 1: The Goal

You set a goal after seeing those Instagram models. You want to walk confidently on the beach.

Stage 2: Motivation

Then you scroll through Pinterest, adding anything health related to your Fitness board. “Yea I’m definitely going to use that ’14 Day Abs Challenge’.”

Stage 3: List Of Meals

You live by the code: WAV (water, almonds, and vegetables) because Victoria’s Secret models eat almonds.

Stage 4: I Can D.I.Y.

You drink your first smoothie and make your first meal off of a recipe some fitness guru created that “Helps Reduce Bloating”.

Stage 5: The Food Staredown

“I am totally staring at her burger while my plate is all green.” “I cannot fall into the evil hands of fat from salad dressing.”

Stage 6: Just One Bite

You had just one slice of pizza in three days and it turns into three slices. One ice cream bar changed into a full freezer full of Talenti.

Stage 7: I Will Start Tomorrow

After finishing that box of 20 piece McNuggets, you stare into the floral fitness calendar and promise that you’ll start the next day.

See Also

Stage 8: Denial

You start dialing the scale just a few pounds back and maybe wear more black to look more slimming.

Stage 9: “Aren’t you on a diet?”

You are at the point of this diet where even your friends remember your diet better than you.

Stage 10: Realization

The realization that you do not need a diet to feel beautiful about yourself, rather your body is fine just the way it is. You feel confident!

Can you relate to these 10 stages of dieting? Share your experience in the comments!
Featured Image Source: weheartit.com
hollyhao

Recent Posts

The S’well Water Bottle You Need Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Whether you're off to the gym, heading to your 8 a.m class, or hiking the next mountain on your bucket…

8 hours ago

10 People At Virginia Tech You Always Run Into

If you're a student at Virginia Tech, you'll see an array of faces in the university's crowd of 31,000 undergraduates.…

13 hours ago

5 Reasons Why I Chose To Go To University of Oregon

Senior year is romanticized as the year you get to finally chill out. Surprise! It's the complete opposite! With the pressures…

16 hours ago

15 Things That Happen When You Are From West Chester

I'm eighteen years old and have lived in West Chester my whole life.  Living right next to The Edge, I…

21 hours ago

What Exactly Happens At MSU Freshman Orientation

Somehow whenever you ask your older friends about their transition to college, they just skip to what happened in the…

1 day ago

10 Free Things To Do Around Northeastern University

The greatest part of attending Northeastern University is having the vibrant city of Boston right at your fingertips, but living…

1 day ago