Your zodiac can say a lot of important things about you… including what you like in bed. Just because we are all stuck at home during the Coronavirus quarantine doesn’t mean your self-isolation needs to be boring. Try out some of these sex-toys and you’ll be seeing stars (Hah! Get it?). If you don’t want to believe me, check out the reviews listed too!
Just because we are all stuck at home during the Coronavirus quarantine doesn’t mean your self-isolation needs to be boring
Hello Ram, as a fire sign, we know you’re passionate, confident, and a leader. You’re uncomplicated and direct, anything frivolous usually annoys you. So why don’t you start off with a sex toy that has exactly what you want? Try the Satisfier Pro 2 – Next Generation, which simulates oral sex, has 11 different levels, and – get this – it’s waterproof.
“I have never experienced such a powerful and quick (O), and with 11 levels I never made it past 5 so it’s very powerful.”
“I’ve used it twice since getting it and I’m looking forward to using it more. Previously I used my vibratory for direct stimulation, but this is a different sensation and experience altogether. I can’t describe it other to say the moans could be heard in other rooms and I damn near levitated off the bed!
Ruled by Venus, you’re sensual and you don’t need to hide it. You share a love for the finer things in life, beauty, luxury, and comfort. And why should that stop when it comes to your sex life (or your sex toys)? Look at the Versailles Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator, maybe one of the most gorgeous sex toys ever. With 8 different settings, you can also connect it to your smartphone… and there are some interesting ways that can be played out.
“When I received Rosalie I was stunned by every detail about this product and packaging. The toy is not only beautiful but the vibration feels amazing. I would never think I can experience a g-spot orgasm but after only a few minutes I felt something I never experienced before, it was amazing!”
“When I received the package I was literally stunned with how beautiful the product box was. Every detail about this product is spectacular. This is the best Rabbit I ever owned. Well worth the money. It hits all the right spots. The quality of the material is just phenomenal! So happy with my purchase!”
Right now, Gemini, it’s okay to feel restless – we have just the cure. You’re outgoing, curious, and maybe just a bit impulsive. You need something that satisfies both sides of you. Sex toys shouldn’t be any different. Try the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator. A sex toy with 8 patterns and 12 levels of intensity, there’s no way you can go wrong.
“Anyways, my first time using it I would give it an 8/10 second time I used it I give it an 11/10, it gave me a really rare sensation I rarely feel, it’s the best kind, the feeling using it felt just as amazing as the orgasm itself. I’m so satisfied with this rabbit, it’s comfortable and the vibrational patterns are amazing also. I recommend it, and the unboxing process is just as fun, haha.”
“This rabbit is one of the best sex toys I own. I have reordered it twice over the years! It is incredibly powerful and surprisingly quiet and is the only thing in my collection that can make me squirt when I’m using it by myself. Its size can be a little intimidating but with a generous amount of lube and foreplay with the rabbit ears – it slides in easily for a brilliant time.”
Cancer you’re known to be overly sensitive and you feel: All. The. Things. But guess what? No better time to feel like yourself than when you’re feeling yourself. You should try the BodyWand Midnight Massager, but don’t let the name fool you, you can use it anytime during the day – you’ll want to. Jet black and silky smooth, this baby is powerful and flexible. A sex toy that’s just like you.
“I’ve never owned a body wand before, but I wish I had of picked one up sooner! I have to say it’s by far the best toy/massager I’ve ever owned. It’s not overly loud even with the amount of power it has, and the cord is quite long. The vibration speed is intense, even on the first setting…which is awesome because it has plenty of more speed to offer.”
“This thing had me talking in tongues. This black beaut is a powerful sucker. Never tried a wand before this one… don’t think I’ll need to try another after!!!”
Just like fire, you’re passionate, dynamic and hot. You love to be the center of attention and set out to dominate in everything you do. You need a sex toy that’s just like you. Check out the Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator. Rechargeable and hypoallergenic, the Womanizer is exactly what you need.
“There really aren’t words to describe how amazing this sex toy is. I have never given myself an orgasm that intense, regardless of toys or lubes, and despite the intensity of the orgasm it only took about 1-2 minutes to get there. Every woman needs and DESERVES one of these in her life.”
“Womanizer feels the closest to sucking oral sex and is a firm, yet gentle vibration. The Womanizer wants you up and leads you to a mind-blowing, squirting orgasm!! Its the only way my body gets a squirting orgasm!! I highly recommend this brand to all my friends!! Just want a Waterproof Womanizer now!”
Virgo, you are incredibly patient and hard-working, but maybe it’s time to let someone (or something) do the work for you. No need to wait to buy a new sex toy. Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Vibrator has 10 vibration patterns and suction for those sensitive nerve endings. It’s rechargeable and can run for as long as 60 minutes (wow… just wow).
“As with any new sex toy, its trial and error. I started the clit one on low, which I barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me, it wasn’t lined up 100%. So, me being me, I decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5. I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement. At least I think that’s what happened Because I’m pretty sure I blacked out. My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.”
“BUY IT!! This thing is worth every penny. I told all my homegirls about this toy because I feel like they haven’t really been living their best lives without it!
It’s gentle or powerful depending on your preference. It stays charged for a long time. So far I’ve used mine 3 times without charging it. I love that its hands-free and that it basically fits me like a glove there’s no need to constantly reposition it. One reviewer said to ride it and she wasn’t lying! I’m telling you, girl, it’ll change your whole experience.”
As an idealist, there is little that meets up to your expectations. But as someone who loves shopping and beautiful things, stop overthinking, and give yourself a treat. You need to try the Womanizer Duo – Bordeaux. A perfect mix between a vibrator and a clit stimulator. A sex toy that’s the best of both worlds!
“This toy instantly became my favorite and is the only one I use now! The design and technology are amazingly effective and such a pleasure to use. It is also very quiet and I like that it automatically stops when removed from contact. It is pricey but ultimately is so worth it. My only regret is that I didn’t buy this before I bought other toys, including the Lelo Sona Cruise.”
“I’ve had the OG Womanizer (W100) since it came out in 2015. It has been used daily and the poor thing just doesn’t perform like it used to. But it was well-loved, that’s for sure. I could never justify spending $200+ on a sex toy over the years, but I decided to treat myself because damn it, I deserve it. And the Duo is as amazing as you would expect it to be. I stayed up all night using it until it was sunlight. The only reason I stopped was because the battery died lmaoooo and I had to recharge. I’m going on a study abroad trip, and this will be a necessity!!”
You’re ambitious, curious, jealous, and maybe a little secretive. As a water sign, your energy comes from the psychic and emotional realm, but this time – it’s time to get physical. Why don’t you try the Rechargeable Pretty In Pink Bullet? Discreet, rechargeable, and waterproof, a sex toy that has 7 different functions just waiting for you to try.
“Small but Powerful; you can pretty much put it in your pocket and have fun anywhere lol Its fully waterproof so you can bring it in the shower or bath. You can say goodbye to batteries (which saves me a lot of money) cause it can be recharged! I would buy this again in a heartbeat if I had to and recommend this to others!!”
“It is a small sex toy. About the size of your index finger. Since it was small I thought that there was no way it was going to be powerful. Oh was I wrong. It is very strong. I love that it is rechargeable. I would recommend getting it.”
Sagittarius, you can’t stand being contained, and you shouldn’t be. No one can tell you what to do. You are wild, feisty, and most importantly: independent. You can do anything on your own, so why not get a sex toy that does everything to? Check out the Happy Rabbit Triple Curve Vibrator. With 3 powerful motors and 21 (yes 21!) different vibration modes, you can use this sex toy anywhere.
“Ooh boy, when I did I couldn’t believe how quickly it gave me an orgasm, I didn’t even get to try the different functions. I have however tried them now and they all fab.”
“Was nervous ordering this toy as I am fairly new to the joys of sex toys and had never used anything anally. The toy arrived quickly and discreetly and after a couple hours, charging was good to try out. Reading other reviews, I applied lube and sought to explore! Well wow just wow. This toy takes a moment or two to position correctly, and then you have the pleasure of working your way through the two different control settings to find your perfect one. This toy delivers for me every single time and quickly too. It’s not overly noisy and with the addition of the anal beads to the rabbit, it’s an amazing experience. Well worth the money and is now my favorite sex toy!”
You’re known for being practical and disciplined but tap into your other side full of ambition and sensitivity. It’s okay to let yourself relax for a while. You should try the Royal Rabbit Kit. Why should you have to settle for only one thing? The answer: You shouldn’t. 7 sex toys for the price of one, including a vibrator with multiple sleeves, anal beads, weighted ben-wa balls, and a cock ring.
“This is the perfect starters kit. It’s not too big and the molding is wonderful. I definitely would recommend to anyone!”
“Title says it all!”
“First toys I ever own, so glad I went with this kit. Everything is very pretty. Just make sure you purchase some batteries too.”
“This was a great first set of toys to have. I bought this for a friend as a gift and she insisted on paying me back for it because it was so amazing for her. She loved everything.”
Free-spirited and eccentric, you are full of surprises. You love innovation and technology so why not put that love to good use? Or maybe… let someone else? The Pink Cherry From a Distance Remote Vibe fits snuggly into any pair of panties and has 12 different modes to help you reach your sweet spot. A sex toy that can be used from across the bad, dinner table, or bar. And let’s face it the remote function is going to make it so. much. fun.
“My boyfriend and I always like finding ways to spice up date night and this is a perfect and easy addition! Its small size and lightweight make it one of our favorite sex toys! The price is most definitely worth it! The ribbed texture is my favorite part of this toy as it’s the cherry on top and adds that extra huge bit of stimulation that really drives a woman crazy! It super nice to have a dirty little secret when you are out in public with your partner and no one knows that they are controlling you from across a dinner table! Very happy with this tiny addition to our collection as it makes a big difference!”
“When I got it, I immediately tried every pulsating vibration and it hit the sweet spot every time. This is a must-have if your anything like me when it comes to adding sex toys in the bedroom. Plus the colour is absolutely my favorite!”
Known for being overly emotional and empathetic, try to focus on yourself right now. You’re more than generous with others so make sure to be generous with yourself as well. You need a clit massager. Check out the Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser, with 7 functions to try I’m positive you’ll find your favorite. Advertised as a very versatile toy, you just need 2 AAA batteries and then you’re on your way to O-town.
“You have to try this to believe it. I’ve had a few sex toys and this is by far my most enjoyable one. I find spots and keep it pressed there until I take my own breath away. Great to use when I’m alone and with my man. I love the different settings. Just as I think I’m done, I change settings and I’m climaxing again.”
“Y’all. This sex toy is amazing. I am new to toys–it’s like I’ve just discovered my clit at age 38 (IKR). Anyway, I use this solo, as well as with hubby. He likes it when I run it along his shaft, so it works as a couples toy as well. I am not big on vibration “patterns,” but I love the three steady modes this sex toy offers. Quit questioning whether or not you should get it–buy it — you won’t regret it!”
Sex toys are just one way you can be spending your time during quarentine, alone or with your SO. Sex toys can also be a great way to spice up your sex life. And don’t be jealous, if you see something you want on the list that doesn’t fall under your zodiac, get that one too! Better yet, grab a sex toy for your friend who’s self-isolating as well. I wish you many trips to O-town with these new fun sex toys! Stay sexy, zodiacs.
As always, please write any questions or comments down below! Let us know if you’ve tried any of these sex toys or have any more recommendations!
I’m from Long Beach, CA and I’m currently a student at Villanova University, pursuing a major in Communications with a double minor in Psychology and Spanish. I started writing articles in the fall of 2019 and fell in love with writing, hopefully, you’ll enjoy my articles just as much as I do!