Dirty Jokes That Are Actually Funny And NSFW

Dirty jokes usually aren't funny. Here are a few dirty joke memes and jokes that are actually funny. Share wisely cause you very well might offend someone.

Usually when people tell dirty jokes they aren’t funny – or at least I don’t find them to be. Dirty knock knock jokes tend to be stupid so here are a few funny dirty jokes and memes that are actually worth laughing at. Disclaimer: these are actually pretty inappropriate; I wouldn’t advise telling these jokes at a cocktail party or anywhere else for that matter.

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually go searching for a golf ball.

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?

You can unscrew a light-bulb.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Funny nasty pics

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What’s the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?

The man.

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Why do vegetarians give good head?

Because they’re used to eating nuts

Totally did not see that.

What’s long and hard and full of semen?

A submarine.

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What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

Condoms have evolved: they’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken Came in another box.

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