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Ultimate Ranking Of The Worst Dorms At Southern Methodist University

At SMU, our living situation is pretty great. Nevertheless, some dorms reign supreme over others. Here is a definitive ranking of the dorms, from the worst dorms at Southern Methodist University to the best.

11. McElvaney

You got assigned McElvaney? Good luck. It’s a jungle out there. We don’t call it the dirty third for nothing.

 

10. Boaz

Enjoy being taller than your shower head.

 

9. Cockrell-Mcintosh

Ah, CockIntosh. Essentially a MoMac with less character.

 

8. Morrison-McGinnis

As unsettling as the MoMac smell is, I think we all have a soft spot for it. Who hasn’t spent at least one night in MoMac?

 

7. Virginia-Snider

I always forget that VS exists. Are y’all ok over there?

 

6. Mary Hay/Peyton/Shuttles

Actually nice. But good luck walking from a study group at Shuttles back to the new commons at midnight.

 

5. Kathy Crow

Built in 2014, so new and nice. Yet somehow everyone forgets it exists.

 

See Also

4. Loyd

Also new. At least you’ll get some killer leg muscles from power walking all the way across campus?

 

3. Armstrong

It’s new, and the dome is cool. Loses points for the Great Armstrong Flood of 2017.

 

2. Ware

New, hasn’t flooded, and residents get lots of free things. Props to you, Ware. You have it together.

 

1. Crum

Also new and has yet to have a major flood. Crum distinguishes itself thanks to Gjovie, the RCD’s adorable goldendoodle, and Dean Camp’s tradition, where the Faculty-in-Residence makes everyone delicious food every Wednesday. Most centrally located of the new dorms, other than flooding Armstrong. Beat that.

Have a different opinion of the worst dorms at Southern Methodist University? Let me know in the comments!
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