Do you ever feel a little lost in a world that throws so much fashion at you, it’s ridiculous? Well, the stars are aligned and the zodiac signs are here to show you the path to the ultimate outfit for you.
And just for the record, these are hundred-percent, factually accurate styling tips. No lie.
Aries signs want bold colours and easy-to-wear clothes. If you can’t go climb a mountain in them, what’s the point?
Look to red as a colourful accent, and something woolly to truly embody that ram inside of you. Maybe a pair of horns to accessorise with?
Should you wear leather? Uh, yeah (but only if it’s faux).
All you Taurus signs really should just go full cow. A cowboy hat? Yes. Ass-less chaps covered in a cow print? Hell yes! Really, you just need to embody that mess with the bull, get the horns mentality of your zodiac sign.
Holo is the human version of a chameleon skin – and definitely captures the essence of the Gemini spirit.
Gemini signs are as changeable as anything, with an ability to adjust their point of view however they wish, and their clothes should reflect this. And multi-coloured clothing with the sort of flexibility a Gemini sign has is called holographic.
AKA the Crab.
The colour for you? Anything from red to orange. The style? Oh, definitely a pair of gloves paired with a dramatic dress that reflects that crabby attitude of yours.
Kidding, of course. But, if you’re going to feel the highs and lows of life, why not wear something that is just as precious?
The lion…Well, we’re not gonna suggest you wear a mane.
But maybe some twin buns on your head, and some lovely, golden coloured fur. Beneath it, there’s nothing wrong with a little sparkly, either. Leo signs love to be the centre of attention, and what better way than by dressing as a gold disco ball?
Virgo signs need order in their life – nothing makes them happier than the absence of chaos.
We, therefore, recommend the no-nonsense playsuit. It’s uncomplicated and time-saving, plus that all over white definitely captures that purity of spirit which Virgo signs are famed for.
Hey, at least we didn’t stick you in a chicken costume, Miss Rooster Zodiac!
Libras are a sign invested in balance – and are represented by the scales, often depicted weighing a black and a white feather.
As a sign that wants the best of both worlds, in every aspect of their life, what better outfit to embody this than the shirt that has been torn in two and sewn to another one?
The Scorpion. And what do scorpions have?
A tail? Or, dare we call it, a train?
Since Scorpio signs love to make a grand and mysterious entrance before departing just as quickly, it’s best to have a dress that embodies this! All the better if the train is longer than you are tall, and if you can pick something in a gorgeous red or mauve colour!
The centaur in myth, the Sag signs of the world are the only ones that could pull of a pair of furry pants!
Keep it sleek on top, and you’ve totally nailed that centaur chic look!
Our beloved mountain goat, who wants nothing more than to tread on others to reach the top. Maybe.
While not all Capricorns are about stepping on friends and loved ones to become the best of the best, most of them still have lofty ambitions. And to get them there, you definitely need a killer pair of boots.
And for the goat sign? Well, it has to be that infamous tabi boot.
While this is a water-bearing sign, Aquarius signs are also embodied by a tiger’s energy. They’re fierce, and definitely, need a wardrobe that reflects this.
Although there are many tiger-print pieces out there, we suggest something that embodies both the tiger and the water-bearer in you.
A fishy sign must have an outfit befitting their zodiac’s true energy. And for the ultimate outfit for a Pisces sign?
Look no further.