So many things happen at Syracuse University; parties, events, everyday miracles, anything you could possibly imagine, really. But there are some things that will never happen to you at Syracuse University. At Syracuse you definitely will not:
You chose to attend this school knowing fully well the weather. Snow Days never happen.
Whether someone ordered more than they can finish or a club is passing them out. You always want one.
He is a god on campus. Saying something against his name is equal to saying Voldemort at Hogwarts.
As the iSchool only has one major most iSchool students just say “iSchool”, rather than “Information Technology and Management”.
Every time chicken tenders are out there are at least 10 people ready to take a whole plate and not leave any for that 11th person.
Luckily there are lovely benches half way up in order for you to pretend to tie your show as you catch your breath.
Every time a student athlete walks past all heads turn for one reason… to see what sport they play.
Hearing someone say “I am never getting Calios again” and then a week later “Anyone want Calios?”
Whether its Carmelo, Joe Biden, Bob Costas or any SU alum looking to hire another orange, alumni are always talked about.
Staying up till 3 am is worth it when you get to see a shot like Tyus Battles buzzer beater against Clemson.
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