10 Things That Will Probably Never Happen To You At Syracuse University

So many things happen at Syracuse University; parties, events, everyday miracles, anything you could possibly imagine, really. But there are some things that will never happen to you at Syracuse University. At Syracuse you definitely will not:

1. Have a snow day.

You chose to attend this school knowing fully well the weather. Snow Days never happen.

2. Passing up free Insomnia Cookies.

Whether someone ordered more than they can finish or a club is passing them out. You always want one.

 

3. Hear someone disgrace Jim Boeheim.

He is a god on campus. Saying something against his name is equal to saying Voldemort at Hogwarts.

4. Having someone from the iSchool tell you their actual major.

As the iSchool only has one major most iSchool students just say “iSchool”, rather than “Information Technology and Management”.

5. Not seeing a line on chicken tender Thursday.

Every time chicken tenders are out there are at least 10 people ready to take a whole plate and not leave any for that 11th person.

6. Not getting winded walking up the mount steps.

Luckily there are lovely benches half way up in order for you to pretend to tie your show as you catch your breath.

 

7. Not seeing people check athletes backpacks.

Every time a student athlete walks past all heads turn for one reason… to see what sport they play.

See Also

8. You will never not die after Calios.

Hearing someone say “I am never getting Calios again” and then a week later “Anyone want Calios?”

 

9. Not hear about alumni.

Whether its Carmelo, Joe Biden, Bob Costas or any SU alum looking to hire another orange, alumni are always talked about.

10. You will never regret putting off work for a game.

Staying up till 3 am is worth it when you get to see a shot like Tyus Battles buzzer beater against Clemson.

What are some other things that will never happen to you at Syracuse University?
Featured photo source: spoonuniversity.com
Maeve Rule

Recent Posts

14 College Dinner Recipes That Take Under 30 Minutes To Make

If there's one thing that spells the transition from a reliant teenager into a capable adult, it's being able to cook.…

56 minutes ago

10 Reasons Why College Is Important

Heading off to college signals the beginning of a new chapter in your life. Throughout it, you’ll make mistakes and…

6 hours ago

You Know You Go To Rutgers When

Upon entering the city, your eyes may delight in wonder at the circus called New Brunswick. The tall buildings, the…

15 hours ago

20 Womens Slouch Boots To Recreate Kendall Jenners Look

It comes as no surprise that Kendall Jenner is the "it" girl in fashion that we all want to copy.…

18 hours ago

10 Times Meredith Grey Perfectly Described Finals Week

Everyone knows how difficult finals week gets. It's the time of year when all we can think about are the…

22 hours ago

A Ranking Of The Best Mattifying Primer At Sephora

Tired of your makeup coming off? Tired of going through numerous bottles of primer just to find the perfect one?…

1 day ago