Categories: Confessions

Getting Even

I have three roommates (five if you count the boyfriend of one and a never ending stream of trysts for the other) and while I am close to one; slowly they all have gotten on my nerves. While I am very generous for the most part, there are somethings that annoy me. Taking all my cups , lemons, sodas, and juice for you and your very loud friends to drink is offensive enough; But coming home to see you going through my stuff is another. So here is my secret; I put a nail in her tires and put dollops of dish soap and liquid laxatives in all of my drinks that I no longer want. Lets just say, She’s been doing a whole lot of confessing lately.

Anonymous

Recent Posts

The 15 Best Cheap Valentine’s Day Gifts For Her

The 15 Best Cheap Valentine’s Day Gifts For Her

Sometimes shopping for your girlfriend can be tough, especially when you're on a budget. As college students, we don't necessarily…

7 hours ago

Tips For Having Period Sex That’s Dynamite

There are a few things I’ve discovered about period sex: one, guys usually don’t give a f*ck if you are…

11 hours ago

How To End A Bad Date Honestly

I think it’s a given when I say a bad date is one of the worst things you could encounter.…

16 hours ago

Romantic Date Ideas For Valentines Day That Aren’t Dinner Reservations

Date ideas for Valentines Day are usually cliché and particularly stressful; often times they’re overrated if you ask me. However,…

19 hours ago

15 Huge Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Order Off Amazon

Before you know it Valentine's Day will be here, and that means it's time to start thinking about what to…

24 hours ago

5 Christmas Dinner Alternatives

Christmas is approaching quickly, which for many of us means the usual feast of ham, mashed potatoes, and whatever Pinterest…

1 day ago