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Unexpected Items For A Kinky Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day gives everyone the perfect excuse to bring out their freakiest selves in the bedroom. Weather you are waiting to pull out all the sexy stops for this one day, or you’re pretty much a permanent resident of kinky city, here are some of the most unexpected items you’ll need for a sinfully kinky Valentine’s Day.

Throat Numbing Spray

Throat numbing spray helps to keep your gag reflex in check when you’re going downtown. If this is an issue for you, or if your partner is particularly blessed down below, then you may want to give this spray a try. They come in different flavors, so you can try one, or a few, totally up to you. We definitely recommend this for a kinky Valentine’s Day.

Vibrator

Vibrators are excellent additions to any kinky Valentine’s Day plans you have in the works. Plus you can continue to use yours well after your partner has left for the evening. The vibrators of today come in so many styles, shapes, and speeds, and they make some for men and women. Your options are pretty bountiful with this item. Get one that you enjoy and let him use it on you, or surprise him with one for himself, some men swear by them. Either way, you’re in for one hot night.

Blanket

A blanket might not be exactly what you were thinking for your kinky night out, or uh, in. But trust us when we say, you’ll be happy you have it when you pull over for a roadside quickie, or when you have a spontaneous romp in the park. Our pick, a falsa blanket, their handwoven, soft, and won’t produce any static. Perfect for when your still have to make those dinner reservations. Plus they blend in nicely with all your other decor, making it the perfect incognito kinky item. Only you and your partner will know what went down on, or under, this blanket.

Wedge Pillow

Wedge pillows can be used to hit some of our favorite spots that can be unattainable in standard positions. They are pretty easy to use and produce truly amazing results. Simply pick your favorite position (or one you’ve never tried before) and use the pillow under whoever is on the bottom. It can allow your partner to get a little deeper, or stimulate you from an angle that he might have not been able to hit otherwise. This item is a must for your kinky Valentine’s Day.

Costumes

Lingerie tends to get all the love around Valentine’s Day. But, we wouldn’t rule out a sexy costume for your wild night. Does your partner have some secret fantasy he’s been hinting at lately? Make it into a reality! We all know that Princess Leia in the gold bikini gets the guys going, thanks Ross. Maybe your partner is really into the Sci-Fi thing or maybe he prefers comic books. Perhaps he’s always had a thing for Ariel in The Little Mermaid? We aren’t here to judge!  But we can guarantee there’s a sexy costume for every fantasy out there.

Cell Phone Tripod

This is perfect for making your own home movies. You know the ones you can’t show anyone else. Video tape you and your partner in the act, then watch it back right after. You’ll be ready for round two in no time. Just be careful with the footage afterwards! If you want to keep it just make sure it’s safe so you don’t have a Kim K situation on your hands.

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Shower Head

Yes, you read that correctly, a shower head. A shower head can take your shower sex to a whole new level. It works best if you get one with a long hose that can detach from the base, however there are other options out there (some even marketed specifically for shower sex). Pick out whichever one you think will work best for you, then use it to have extra kinky Valentine’s Day shower sex.

Fun With Food

Food in the bedroom can be quite, well, delicious! Go with the classics, such as whipped cream, or chocolate sauce, or get a little creative. We’ve heard Nutella tastes even yummier when being licked off of someone your smitten with. Plus, most of these items can be found in your local grocery store making them easily accessible and pretty low cost. This makes a kinky Valentine’s Day achievable for every budget.

Ice

Much like your favorite yummy spreads, ice is a pretty attainable item to pick up for your special night in. Ice has been a pretty well kept secret in the sex world. The combination of the coolness on your skin and its constantly melting state makes for some pretty interesting results. Try warming it up in your mouth for just a second, then running it down your partners chest, and just keep on going lower and lower. Ice in bed can be used in all sorts of ways, see what works best for you! One side note, it’s probably safer to keep it for external play only. Try this item for a super kinky Valentine’s Day.

So there you have it, all the items you’ll need to make for one kinky Valentine’s Day. Which ones will you and your partner try out? Let us know in the comments below.
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