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10 Syracuse University Party Fouls

Syracuse University is filled to the brim with diversity and a unique plethora of people. But there is one thing we have in common–we know there are some things you should NEVER do at cuse. Seriously, these are major Syracuse University party fouls.

1. Get the mumps

@LAX this is a serious Syracuse University party-foul. This ones for you, patient zero. Not cool, man, not cool.

2. Joke about the mumps

This is not a joke. The mumps is not a joke. We are infested. Lets not forget that.

3. Take your time getting to East Adams

Like, seriously, that shit ends in maybe twenty minutes. You better sprint your ass over there or the party will already be dead.

4. Get involved in the Whitman houses war

These kids and their impress points.. that shits crazy. Whitman students are VERY passionate about the superiority of their house and will go to any lengths to prove they are the number one. Just stay out of it kids, just stay out.

5. Try to get into DJ’s (or better yet Harry’s) with a shitty fake

You will be questioned about your address, you will be drilled on your zipcode, you will be examined far harder than you have ever been examined before. And then they will just bend it in half. These bouncers need to relaaaax.

6. Attempt to tan on the quad

You can’t get tan in ten degree whether. Go home.

7. Walk up the mount steps

They. Just. Keep. Going. Honestly, it’s kinda just not worth it. RIP Day and Flint.

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8. Go to DJ’s as an upperclassman

It just really is not that fun watching drunk and horny Freshman with their first taste of freedom groping each other and throwing up. There are better bars. Also, it’s just kinda weird.

9. Try to get into frat parties as a freshman boy

Its just not going to happen. No matter your ratio, no matter how much you are willing to pay, no matter how early you go, it’s just not going to happen.

 

10. Not go out

YOU GO TO CUSE FOR GODS SAKE. GO OUT. It is necessary to keep up our reputation as the craziest of the craziest party schools so get off your ass and have a good freakin time!!! If you don’t, that’s number one on the Syracuse University party fouls list.

Have you committed these Syracuse University party fouls?!
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Talia Simmons

Hey I'm Talia! I am a Chicago girl but east coast and big city at heart. I am a public relations major at Syracuse's S.I. Newhouse School and loving every minute of it. I live for trendy sunglasses, How I Met Your Mother, writing, white chocolate, and crazy spontaneous adventures. Catch me drinking coffee black any hour of the day and always living it up!

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