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10 GIFs That Accurately Describes What It’s Like To Drink Everclear

Unless you live under a rock, you’ve probably heard about Everclear. Coming in at 95% alcohol content, Everclear has the potential to be fatal due to the extremely high alcohol content. But does that stop college students from drinking it? NOPE. It’s affordable, toxic and really just disgusting. These are 10 GIFs that describe the Everclear experience!

1. Shots, shots, shots!

Let’s get this night started! I’m ready to tackle the notorious Everclear. I am invincible! I’m going to make this night my bitch.

2. Mentally Prepare

Ok, everyone’s watching me, that’s ok. Take your time you got this! Can’t be as bad as people say, it’s only like 95% alcohol, right?

3. Shot Number One

Ok, it’s time. Let me get my shot glass and pour this baby up to the brim. Anyone else see this shit? One shot? Okay. SIKE TWO BITCH! Yeah, that’s right Britney, I’m kind of a badass NBD.

4. Why are my taste buds dead?

Oh my god that was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. Holy fuck did I just drink nail polish remover?

5. Why am I not drunk yet?

Shot number 3 and I’m still not even drunk. I’d be drunk on Tequila already. I can’t believe I wasted money on this. I knew the hype wouldn’t match up. (You probably are.)

6. Oh Hello stranger I don’t know, let’s make out.

Is it me or is that lamp starting to look like Channing Tatum?

7. The Blackout Portion

I can’t get up or don’t know if I’m speaking in coherent sentences but I still wanna get litty-titty so I’ll just dance on the couch my friends placed me on after pass out number #3 🙂

8. When you start to vomit but your friends keep making you drink but it’s ok cause YOLO right!?!?

So this is what death feels like.

9. Cry. Sob. Drunk Text. REPEAT.

Why did I think this is ok? Why has Chad not responded to my 24 Insta DM’s at 3 AM? I’m never doing this again let me drunk text all my ex’s to make me feel better.

See Also

10. The Hangover Pt. 4.

I hate my life, I hate Everclear, and I hate myself. This should drink should be illegal, oh wait, it is.

 

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY. 

STATES EVERCLEAR IS ILLEGAL: California, Florida, Maine, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Iowa, Michigan, New York, Nevada, Ohio, Washington, North Carolina, New Hampshire and Minnesota

Do you have any crazy Everclear experiences!? Share in the comments below!

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Alexandra Smith

Alexandra Smith is majoring in Psychology, with a minor in Creative Writing. In her free time, she enjoys running, hanging out with family friends, and roaming the world with her camera in hand.

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