Yes, for those of you who were wondering Central Jersey DOES exist! I live there. So here are 20 signs you’re from Monmouth County New Jersey.
Not Taylor Ham,if you call it Taylor Ham we will assume you are from Connecticut or worse..New York.
Most of us don’t know how to.
Because who doesn’t want to see Theresa flip a table?
…is referred to as the “city” not NYC or Big Apple.
…is the best place to go for coffee,candy,the options are limitless.
There is a constant debate if Central Jersey even exists as someone who lives in Monmouth County we aren’t North or South we are Central.
Not Six Flags.
If you say the shore you are most likely a Benny.
Yes we are all happy it got cancelled,not everyone who lives in the garden state is like that.
We have jug handles because going in circles is more fun anyways.
Can’t explain my frustration stopped in the right lane when it’s a red light because a New Yorker is in front of me.
…is the middle finger (not really) we aren’t afraid to use one or both especially when dealing with dumb drivers.
Your parents will most likely have a CD or five of Springsteen and Bon Jovi.
Every time one of their songs come on, the typical response will be “Did you know they’re from New Jersey?”
…is a second home even if you’ve fallen down that hill one too many times.
…is a fun time,until you get dropped crowd surfing (not so fun.)
Between the Mets and Yankees,the Rangers and Devils and the Jets and Giants, endless possibilities.
…is amazing and if you haven’t had one you’re missing out.
Your neighbors are either people or horses.
But the best mall is Short Hills,endless stores,endless shopping.
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