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10 Things You Will Never Hear A Student Say At Mizzou

What is it like to go to school at Mizzou, you ask? Well, basically it’s the opposite of this list. Whether you’re a new student or a fifth year senior, here are 10 things you will never hear a student at Mizzou ever say. Take a peek.

1. “WOW! The weather has been so consistent this week!”

2. “No, I don’t know anyone from St. Louis.”

3. “The university should really think about knocking the columns down. They’re such an eye sore.”

4. “Man, I wish we had a better journalism program.”

5. “What’s Greek Town?”

6. “The Rec could definitely use an upgrade.”

7. “I love going to a small school.”

8. “I’m so glad they’re finished with all that construction.”

9. “Jesse Hall? Where’s that?”

10. “Nah, nobody here really tailgates.”

This is my list of things I have never heard a student at Mizzou say. Can you think of anything else? Let me know in the comments below.
*This is a sponsored post. All opinions are my own
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Bridget Grojean

BRIDGET GROJEAN IS A STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI-COLUMBIA. SHE PLANS TO GRADUATE WITH A MAJOR IN INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM IN SPRING 2020. HER PASSIONS INCLUDE WRITING, DOGS, CATS, SMOOTHIES, ACTING, POPCORN, FITNESS, AND COOKING.

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