
With the variety of majors and lifestyles that Johnnies have, everyone’s day is obviously a little different—but every Johnny shares a similar routine. Here’s the breakdown of the typical day of a student at St. John’s University.
“Do I really have to go?”
And finally decide that gym clothes will be your outfit. Your go-to.
The most dreaded walk on all of campus—enough said.
If you don’t get your vanilla iced latte, you will fall asleep during your 9:05 class for sure.
You waited until five minutes before your next class to print the report that’s due in it. Please don’t be “out of service”.
Is “Juju On That Beat” coming from the Great Lawn? Common hour must be approaching.
Or because you wore workout clothes to class, so you might as well put them to actual use. And half an hour on the treadmill should make up for the giant bag of Doritos you emptied while studying last night—right?
Somehow, you know that your friends are there. You just have to hope that there are empty seats on the couch. Oh, and there’s definitely a bake sale going on somewhere in the building.
Should you walk to Regina’s or drive to Qdoba? Should you even leave campus to eat? Does anyone deliver for free?
Whether you were headed out or headed home. You also know that the next bus that comes is going to be overflowing with passengers.
If you plan to leave before 4 PM, get in the car right away. If it’s 4-6, don’t even think about it. You’ll get home sometime tomorrow.
Somehow, Netflix topped your priority list until 10 PM.
It’s been a long day as a university student! Enough said. It’s time to catch those Zzz’s.
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