Syracuse University is filled to the brim with diversity and a unique plethora of people. But there is one thing we have in common–we know there are some things you should NEVER do at cuse. Seriously, these are major Syracuse University party fouls.
@LAX this is a serious Syracuse University party-foul. This ones for you, patient zero. Not cool, man, not cool.
This is not a joke. The mumps is not a joke. We are infested. Lets not forget that.
Like, seriously, that shit ends in maybe twenty minutes. You better sprint your ass over there or the party will already be dead.
These kids and their impress points.. that shits crazy. Whitman students are VERY passionate about the superiority of their house and will go to any lengths to prove they are the number one. Just stay out of it kids, just stay out.
You will be questioned about your address, you will be drilled on your zipcode, you will be examined far harder than you have ever been examined before. And then they will just bend it in half. These bouncers need to relaaaax.
You can’t get tan in ten degree whether. Go home.
They. Just. Keep. Going. Honestly, it’s kinda just not worth it. RIP Day and Flint.
It just really is not that fun watching drunk and horny Freshman with their first taste of freedom groping each other and throwing up. There are better bars. Also, it’s just kinda weird.
Its just not going to happen. No matter your ratio, no matter how much you are willing to pay, no matter how early you go, it’s just not going to happen.
YOU GO TO CUSE FOR GODS SAKE. GO OUT. It is necessary to keep up our reputation as the craziest of the craziest party schools so get off your ass and have a good freakin time!!! If you don’t, that’s number one on the Syracuse University party fouls list.
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