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The 10 Most Underrated Quotes From The Office

The Office was a very popular comedy television show on NBC and the cast just celebrated the show’s 11th year anniversary. The only way to properly celebrate is with some of the best but also underrated quotes from the show! Keep reading for the 10 most underrated quotes from the office!

“Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of ’em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I’d pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning” – Michael Scott

“I’ll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and never breaking off a handshake. I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs” – Andy Bernard

“Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And I have a great one. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at” – Michael Scott

“Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, ‘Yo, that’s shizzle.’ Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you” – Michael Scott

“There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, ‘What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?’ He said, ‘If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks’” – Pam Beesly

“I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, ‘Fleece it out,’ and ‘Going mach five’ and ‘Dinkin’ flicka.’ You know, things us Negroes say” – Darryl Philbin

“Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don’t sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I’m trying to make” – Michael Scott

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“Well, I am taking responsibility. It is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I’m not superstitious, but I’m, I am a little-stitious” – Michael Scott

“I really should have a tweeter account” – Dwight Shcrute

“There’s too many people on this earth, we need a plague” – Dwight Shcrute

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Lark McAllister

Government and Politics major. With a Little Help from My Friends.

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