
Ah, fall semester is here. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining and the construction is in full bloom! Kent is full of so many opportunities and what ifs. Here is a list of things that “probably” will never happen to you at Kent State!
Kent is always up to date with its construction! Never will you see a closed road here! Everything is wide open and pot holes are always filled!
The bus schedule is always so right! You look online and see the bus is gonna be there at 5:25 it will there! Give or take 5 minutes… or 10 minutes… or 30 minutes
Fashion major? I don’t think so! Nope, none of them here!
Snow up at Kent? Practically unheard of! And if it does snow the sidewalks are always clear for the students to walk carefully to class.
Parking tickets are never handed out! Are you kidding! The parking people never EVER hand out tickets!
Speedy service there, always no question.
Yes, it is close to campus but you definitely won’t eat it a lot.
You wont be up all night doing homework or working on that paper! Everyone knows how to not procrastinate!
Everyone will get a full 8-9 hours every night! Obviously, its college!
There isn’t even a breeze there! That area is so calm, a feather wouldn’t even move! This most definitely won’t be you on the way to the library….
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