10 Things Every University Of Southern California Student Asks Themselves

Trust me, we’ll all had moments when our thoughts drift and we start wondering about the wonders of the Earth, or more simply, USC itself. Have no fear, it happens to the best of us! Read on for 10 things every University of Southern California student ask themselves and believe me when I say that smiles and relatability are guaranteed. 

1. How many of my organs would I have to sell to buy X textbook?

How many organs do I have?

 

2. Six dollars for a Sprinkles cupcake from the ATM?!

Too pricey? Nah. But bless the person who said, “You know what USC needs? A cupcake ATM.”

 

3. Is there really such thing too much cardinal and gold?

Eh, doubt it. The University of Southern California student wears these colors with pride.

 

4. Could I possibly count all the bricks on campus?

One, two, three,… 3,425,… 2 million, I give up.

 

5. Would anyone care if I took a swim in the Leavey Library Reflecting Pool?

They did! So why not?

 

6. No one actually goes to Lyon over the weekend, right?

Well, they do also say that calories don’t count on the weekend…

 

7. Seriously, do I really need to go to Doheny to study?

Or I could just hunker down in my apartment and snack whenever I want and most definitely not watch the next ten episodes of “Revenge” on Netflix.

 

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8. Pre-midterm review sesh or… movie night?

Definitely movie night, but enjoy your night responsibly. No, I do not endorse setting aside your schoolwork. Your studies are very, very important.

 

9. What if I’m the nightmare roommate?

But then again, what if I’m not.

 

10. What if the sculpture garden comes alive at night?

Oh gosh, I hope it doesn’t.

And a bonus: Shoot, I’m already 15 minutes late to class?

I guess I’ll just have to take the rest of the day off!

 

What other USC-related questions do you think Trojans ask themselves? Let us know in the comments below!
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Jessica Carrillo

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