NYU students are living the dream, strolling down fifth, passing under the arch of Washington Square Park, avoiding the skateboarders and activists, finally reaching the mecca. The unofficial NYU quad, we all know her we all love her, WSP. Sometimes when walking past the fountain on a Manhattan morning we find ourselves thinking about life as a student in the city, at the gem that is NYU. The RA shenanigans, the sketchy washing machines in Alumni, the Wasserman emails, the Kimmel lunches.
They’ve trained them so well, they’re almost not one of us anymore.
Seriously though, what is it with the construction guys hitting on girls before an 8am class? That’s way too early and way too weird man.
Every time a class slot ends, the stairwells fill up like Palladium does with gym bros. People tripping over each other and pushing to run to the next class, it’s a mess. Then the people that try to cram into the elevator, look we know NYU isn’t big on sports but two flights of stairs isn’t too much to ask.
I swear I studied for the midterm, if you just give me a chance and I’ll prove it to you next semester.
That’s how people get discovered, right? Jennifer Lawrence was discovered that way and she’s a normal person you know, so why not me?
Can we all just sing and throw our calculators out? Please??
Definitely a sign. Other signs include: rain (yes drizzle counts), roach spotted less than a block from your dorm, no time for breakfast, lost your id.
(On a separate note, class is important and skipping for mental health or general health reasons is understandable, but getting educated is a privilege don’t forget.)
No, Professor, my phone died so there’s no way for me to log into my NYU accounts. I guess I’ll just have to present next week.
Apartment in Williamsburg, where I can have full range of motion or East Village apartment with rent that will mean two meals a day instead of three?
Coffee is for adults, I’m a functioning adult so yes this is an investment in my education.
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