15 Healthiest Snacks To Get You Through Work From Home Time
Hello! welcome back to another wonderful article. Healthy snacks Jackson? What do you know about healthy snacks?Ā AbsolutelyĀ nothing. If you couldnāt tell by the wording of the article title, I didnāt really get to choose this topic. None the less I have been contracted intoĀ writing this article, and Iām not one to complain. But for those of you wondering why I chose to write this article, I didnāt.Ā That being said IāmĀ here today to talk to you about 15 healthy snacks to eatĀ duringĀ āwork from home timeā. I donāt know who inĀ theirĀ right mindĀ calls working from home āwork from home timeā but as stated earlier I have no say in the title of this article.Ā
1. Celery
First up is celery, love it or hate it itās good for you. Itās one of the only foods that burns calories while you eat it. But? Jackson what if I donāt like celery?Ā Look man, this isnāt the tastiest snacks while you work from home list, itās the healthiest.Ā SoĀ manĀ up and shove those green healthĀ sticksĀ downĀ your throatĀ you fat piece of shit.Ā
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2. Bananas
Next up we got bananas. High in potassium and fun this food is a canāt miss on this list. I donāt know about youĀ guys,Ā but I likeĀ toĀ feelĀ like Iām getting throated when I eat my snacks.Ā
3. Strawberries
Have you caught on to me just naming foods I think are healthyĀ yet?Ā This article, like many of my articles, will have no research behind it. If youĀ want a health expert to tell you what to eat go somewhere else. This is the list, deal with it. StrawberriesĀ is number 3, Next!Ā
4. Carrots
Believe it or not carrots donātĀ actually helpĀ with yourĀ eyesight, thatās aĀ wife’sĀ tale and if you take nothing else away from this article take that away. Theyāre good for you though,Ā and youĀ feel like Bugs Bunny when you eat them.Ā
5. Blueberries
The little brother who didnāt get enoughĀ oxygenĀ at birth of the berryĀ familyĀ is coming in at number 5. Put them in someĀ pancakes orĀ eat them one by one out of the carton like a savage.Ā You’reĀ at home,Ā who cares?Ā
6. Spinach
We have our first leafy vegetable on the list coming in at number six.Ā If you thought celery tasted bad,Ā get a load of thisĀ tastelessĀ leaf. Although very good for you,Ā spinach has theĀ consistencyĀ of a bush from yourĀ front yard.Ā IfĀ you’reĀ thinking to yourself āJackson, that doesnāt sound very goodā itās not. Thatās why health nutsĀ have toĀ blend it into smoothies.Ā SoĀ they can funnel it downĀ theirĀ throats as fast asĀ possible,Ā so they donāt have to eatĀ that shit.Ā
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7. Kiwi
Number seven is Kiwi! Someone once told me Kiwi is power food. I donāt know what that means, but if there was a food that could give you superpowers it would be a Kiwi. Itās all green and radioactive looking. You wouldnāt think it was good for you either because if you just look at the outside of kiwiĀ itsĀ kind of just looks like a hairy turd.Ā HonestlyĀ the dude that tried a kiwi for the first timeĀ was one crazyĀ mofoĀ because those things look grows.Ā
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8. Peaches
WhohooĀ number eight! Halfway done with writing thisĀ thing orĀ reading it from your perspective. At number eight we got the peach. Peaches areĀ healthyĀ right?Ā If theyāre not oh well because they taste good, and theyāre the emoji for a butt so thatās fun. That was number eight give it up for peaches.Ā Ā
9. Broccoli
Broccoliās cool because it looks like aĀ miniatureĀ tree. Does anybody else thinkĀ cauliflowerĀ is just broccoliās white trash cousin, or is that just me?Ā Anyway, broccolis healthy so eat some of that. I think it also protects youĀ againstĀ Covid-19, but donāt quote me on that because I made it up just now.Ā Kind of like the rest of this list.Ā
10. Twinkies
HahaĀ just getting.Ā This one isĀ not actually a healthy food, there actuallyĀ really badĀ for you. But just likeĀ cigarettesĀ you look cooler with one in your mouth. Keep on rocking in the free world twinkies you know we only got mad love for you on this list.Ā
11. Turnips
You guys ever just eat a raw turnip before? That thing will take you on a trip. Turnips actually haveĀ healing properties that can cure things like Polio.Ā If someone asks you about that fact though you didnāt hear it from me. Turn down for what? More like turnip for number 11 on the list the turnip. Am I right guys?Ā
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12. Pickles
Thank god the list is almost done because Iām running out of foods. Iām notĀ really sureĀ if pickles are healthy for you. Iām pretty sure theyāre justĀ fermentedĀ cucumbers, and cucumbers are good for you.Ā Personally,Ā Iām not a big pickle guy, but if pickles are up your ally this is a good one.Ā
13. Dish Soap
This oneās for when you run out of food in the kitchen and youāre notĀ really sureĀ what you should eat. Turn to the sink and get some of that Dawn. Cleans the system right up. If youāre not on the eating dish soap trend yet get with the times.Ā
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14. Radish
Are radishes and turnips the same food? I donāt think so but if they are,Ā IĀ apologize. Radishes are a top tier vegetable and need some respect on their name and thatās why I put them on the list.Ā
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15. Pasta
A lot of people sleep on pasta, but itāsĀ actually reallyĀ good for you. Letās say youāreĀ gonnaĀ go for a long run the next day, just eat some pasta. Lot of carbs so you haveĀ energy for your run.Ā
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And thatās the list of 15 healthy snacks to eat while you do work from home time. Did I miss any? Let me know in the comments below.Ā
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Jackson Wiberg is a student, comedian, and podcast personality. He currently attends school at the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee where he is pursuing his bachelors degree in communication. He's toured his stand up routine around the midwest and when he's not working likes spending time with his family and friends. You can follow Jackson on his social media: @jackson_wiberg on all social media platforms, and you can listen to his podcast The Blockbuster Boys podcast, the number 1 rated college comedy podcast in the world, on Apple podcasts and Spotify.