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15 Healthiest Snacks To Get You Through Work From Home Time

15 Healthiest Snacks To Get You Through Work From Home Time

Hello! welcome back to another wonderful article. Healthy snacks Jackson? What do you know about healthy snacks?Ā AbsolutelyĀ nothing. If you couldnā€™t tell by the wording of the article title, I didnā€™t really get to choose this topic. None the less I have been contracted intoĀ writing this article, and Iā€™m not one to complain. But for those of you wondering why I chose to write this article, I didnā€™t.Ā That being said Iā€™mĀ here today to talk to you about 15 healthy snacks to eatĀ duringĀ ā€œwork from home timeā€. I donā€™t know who inĀ theirĀ right mindĀ calls working from home ā€œwork from home timeā€ but as stated earlier I have no say in the title of this article.Ā 

1. Celery

First up is celery, love it or hate it itā€™s good for you. Itā€™s one of the only foods that burns calories while you eat it. But? Jackson what if I donā€™t like celery?Ā Look man, this isnā€™t the tastiest snacks while you work from home list, itā€™s the healthiest.Ā SoĀ manĀ up and shove those green healthĀ sticksĀ downĀ your throatĀ you fat piece of shit.Ā 

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2. Bananas

Next up we got bananas. High in potassium and fun this food is a canā€™t miss on this list. I donā€™t know about youĀ guys,Ā but I likeĀ toĀ feelĀ like Iā€™m getting throated when I eat my snacks.Ā 

3. Strawberries

Have you caught on to me just naming foods I think are healthyĀ yet?Ā This article, like many of my articles, will have no research behind it. If youĀ want a health expert to tell you what to eat go somewhere else. This is the list, deal with it. StrawberriesĀ is number 3, Next!Ā 

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4. Carrots

Believe it or not carrots donā€™tĀ actually helpĀ with yourĀ eyesight, thatā€™s aĀ wife’sĀ tale and if you take nothing else away from this article take that away. Theyā€™re good for you though,Ā and youĀ feel like Bugs Bunny when you eat them.Ā 

5. Blueberries

The little brother who didnā€™t get enoughĀ oxygenĀ at birth of the berryĀ familyĀ is coming in at number 5. Put them in someĀ pancakes orĀ eat them one by one out of the carton like a savage.Ā You’reĀ at home,Ā who cares?Ā 

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6. Spinach

We have our first leafy vegetable on the list coming in at number six.Ā If you thought celery tasted bad,Ā get a load of thisĀ tastelessĀ leaf. Although very good for you,Ā spinach has theĀ consistencyĀ of a bush from yourĀ front yard.Ā IfĀ you’reĀ thinking to yourself ā€œJackson, that doesnā€™t sound very goodā€ itā€™s not. Thatā€™s why health nutsĀ have toĀ blend it into smoothies.Ā SoĀ they can funnel it downĀ theirĀ throats as fast asĀ possible,Ā so they donā€™t have to eatĀ that shit.Ā 

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7. Kiwi

Number seven is Kiwi! Someone once told me Kiwi is power food. I donā€™t know what that means, but if there was a food that could give you superpowers it would be a Kiwi. Itā€™s all green and radioactive looking. You wouldnā€™t think it was good for you either because if you just look at the outside of kiwiĀ itsĀ kind of just looks like a hairy turd.Ā HonestlyĀ the dude that tried a kiwi for the first timeĀ was one crazyĀ mofoĀ because those things look grows.Ā 

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8. Peaches

WhohooĀ number eight! Halfway done with writing thisĀ thing orĀ reading it from your perspective. At number eight we got the peach. Peaches areĀ healthyĀ right?Ā If theyā€™re not oh well because they taste good, and theyā€™re the emoji for a butt so thatā€™s fun. That was number eight give it up for peaches.Ā Ā 

9. Broccoli

Broccoliā€™s cool because it looks like aĀ miniatureĀ tree. Does anybody else thinkĀ cauliflowerĀ is just broccoliā€™s white trash cousin, or is that just me?Ā Anyway, broccolis healthy so eat some of that. I think it also protects youĀ againstĀ Covid-19, but donā€™t quote me on that because I made it up just now.Ā Kind of like the rest of this list.Ā 

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10. Twinkies

HahaĀ just getting.Ā This one isĀ not actually a healthy food, there actuallyĀ really badĀ for you. But just likeĀ cigarettesĀ you look cooler with one in your mouth. Keep on rocking in the free world twinkies you know we only got mad love for you on this list.Ā 

11. Turnips

You guys ever just eat a raw turnip before? That thing will take you on a trip. Turnips actually haveĀ healing properties that can cure things like Polio.Ā If someone asks you about that fact though you didnā€™t hear it from me. Turn down for what? More like turnip for number 11 on the list the turnip. Am I right guys?Ā 

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12. Pickles

Thank god the list is almost done because Iā€™m running out of foods. Iā€™m notĀ really sureĀ if pickles are healthy for you. Iā€™m pretty sure theyā€™re justĀ fermentedĀ cucumbers, and cucumbers are good for you.Ā Personally,Ā Iā€™m not a big pickle guy, but if pickles are up your ally this is a good one.Ā 

13. Dish Soap

This oneā€™s for when you run out of food in the kitchen and youā€™re notĀ really sureĀ what you should eat. Turn to the sink and get some of that Dawn. Cleans the system right up. If youā€™re not on the eating dish soap trend yet get with the times.Ā 

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14. Radish

Are radishes and turnips the same food? I donā€™t think so but if they are,Ā IĀ apologize. Radishes are a top tier vegetable and need some respect on their name and thatā€™s why I put them on the list.Ā 

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15. Pasta

A lot of people sleep on pasta, but itā€™sĀ actually reallyĀ good for you. Letā€™s say youā€™reĀ gonnaĀ go for a long run the next day, just eat some pasta. Lot of carbs so you haveĀ energy for your run.Ā 

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And thatā€™s the list of 15 healthy snacks to eat while you do work from home time. Did I miss any? Let me know in the comments below.Ā 

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