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Dirty Jokes That Are Actually Funny And NSFW

Usually when people tell dirty jokes they aren’t funny – or at least I don’t find them to be. Dirty knock knock jokes tend to be stupid so here are a few funny dirty jokes and memes that are actually worth laughing at. Disclaimer: these are actually pretty inappropriate; I wouldn’t advise telling these jokes at a cocktail party or anywhere else for that matter.

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually go searching for a golf ball.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?

You can unscrew a light-bulb.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What’s the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?

The man.

See Also

Why do vegetarians give good head?

Because they’re used to eating nuts

What’s long and hard and full of semen?

A submarine.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

Condoms have evolved: they’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken Came in another box.

Know any actually funny dirty jokes? Let us know below!
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Hi, I'm Leah, a Los Angelino living in Boston! I'm a grad from Northeastern University with a Bachelors from the College of Arts, Media and Design. I'm obsessed with going on adventures, photography, writing, being a Taurus and finding hidden gem restaurants, musicians and places to travel. I live for tacos and you can't keep me away from a cute farm stand. I also live for Instagram ... oops!

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