
Usually when people tell dirty jokes they aren’t funny – or at least I don’t find them to be. Dirty knock knock jokes tend to be stupid so here are a few funny dirty jokes and memes that are actually worth laughing at. Disclaimer: these are actually pretty inappropriate; I wouldn’t advise telling these jokes at a cocktail party or anywhere else for that matter.
A guy will actually go searching for a golf ball.
For fingering a minor.
He only comes once a year.
You can unscrew a light-bulb.
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The man.
Because they’re used to eating nuts
A submarine.
Condoms have evolved: they’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Ken Came in another box.
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