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Best Hot Topic Gear For Your Return To High School

You want to look awesome on your first day back at school. That’s why you need the best hot topic gear you can find, and show it off with style. Here is the best hot topic gear for your return to high school, because we all know if you’re a high schooler, then you live and breathe hot topic, right?

1. Stinger Jeans

Looking to be a badass in high school? Only badass students wear stinger jeans. Okay, maybe not just those students, but you get the point. These jeans are seriously tight, and I mean seriously. Think getting hugged by your grandmother tight. You can wear stinger jeans with any casual shoe, and it wouldn’t feel out of place. Stinger jeans are 92 percent cotton and 2 percent spandex with a Dura stitch construction. Imagine wearing these jeans along with a leather jacket and some shades. Now that’s an ultimate badass just waiting to get laid.

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2. Friday the 13th Jason Mask Journal

Jason Voorhees is like an angel sent from the hot topic gear heavens. He’s intense and mysterious. He’ll even grant your every wish. Plus, he’ll make an excellent design for your back to school journal. Oh, and he also hunts down teenagers at Camp Crystal Lake during after hours. Is there anything this psychopathic killer can’t do? Perhaps work 7 hours at a Hot Topic store. Oh well, at least he’ll have a ball with the customers.

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3. Zombie Survival Kit Metal Lunch Box

Surely no introduction is necessary. A one of a kind zombie lunch box that holds your most essential items for surviving the apocalypse. No longer would have to endure countless days of spending money on school food, now you can save your resources for something that will fend off the next zombie herd. Perhaps an essential hot topic gear that’s perfect for a survivor. Even Rick from the Walking Dead will admire your ingenuity. Carry your apples, cheese nips, spicy food, pretzels, and of course a very handy lighter for when the day turns into night. You’ll need to be wary of what lurks in the dark because everybody eventually turns in a zombie apocalypse.

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4. Crochet Skull Green Girls Cargo Jacket

Walk like a high schooler, talk like a high schooler, and show yourself off as a high schooler. This Crocket Skull jacket is enough to make anyone follow your lead. The jacket features a crocheted cream skull back patch, with two hip pockets. Not precisely the Punisher, but you’ll be able to feel confident while wearing this through the high school hallways. The jacket also goes well with those Stinger jeans from earlier. For a hot topic gear, this screams rebel without a cause.

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5. The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack & Sally Backpack

Nightmare Before Christmas is undoubtedly one of my favs. Now you can bring the haunting yet Christmas atmosphere with you to high school. The backpack features a portrait of Jack and Sally with the phrase ‘Now and Forever’ printed below them. The pack also includes a padded interior laptop sleeve, front zipper pocket, and padded adjustable straps. Aw, the memories flow through us all, don’t they?

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6. Stay Weird Hi-Top Sneakers

Weird, huh? No seriously, this is an honest hot topic gear that any self-doubting high schooler should wear. Unless you’re genuinely not into hi-tops, these shoes will be your gateway into self-acceptance. If not that, at least you’ll be walking in style. These shoes will also support your ankles, so no more mosquitoes biting the fuck-shit out of you.

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