Here at UNSW, you can hear us students say some pretty crazy things like ‘I spend more time on public transport than at uni!’ and ‘I just spent all my life savings on food!’ But here are some things you will NEVER hear a student say at UNSW.
You’d have better luck studying in a mosh pit at a concert than on Level 3 of the library. If you actually want to be productive, try Level 9.
Who doesn’t know where their life source is?
But hey, you deserve to treat yourself once in a while, right?
The endless queue for the bus, the scheduled weekly top ups, the lingering question of whether it’ll take 15 minutes or 45 minutes to get to uni. What’s not to love?
You’re standing at the bus stop with your earphones blasting Adele’s Hello when out of the corner of your eye, you spot the most magical human being you’ve ever laid your eyes on. But before you muster up the courage to talk to them, they step on the packed 891 and ride away into heavy traffic, never to be seen again.
Don’t people understand that I want to be left alone and hate social interactions?
There’s nothing more enjoyable than hiking up and down the Basser Steps and power walking across the whole campus to get to your next class.
It’s 2 am and you’re sitting in your room, trying to make sure that comma is where it’s supposed to be. We’ve all been there.
Let’s be real, besides being a great source of entertainment and something to laugh about with others, you’d have a better chance finding motivation for uni work than finding love.
Um.
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