It’s (probably) said that your university years are about questioning yourself. Who are you? Where do you belong in this world? Why have you decided to cram twelve weeks of readings into the final two days before your exam? On top of the usual uni student dilemmas, going to Monash University means asking a few pressing questions of your own. Keep reading for 10 things every Monash University student asks themselves!
Because whatever great cause they are fighting for needs to step aside for my morning coffee.
If there’s one thing Monash loves more than being a concrete jungle, it’s hosting fire drills. You may as well forget that coffee. It ain’t happening.
During swot vac, you can always hope, right?
Just drop out. At least now you can stay home and catch up on missed MKR episodes.
Don’t. Just… don’t.
And does it get its messages from Sir John Monash beyond the grave?
Or at least, we all asked ourselves that question, until it finally arrived late 2016!
Nah. Who needs a degree from Australia’s highest ranking university when your uni has a bronze statue of Sir John Monash to admire instead?
The question asked by the desperate soul who has just been assigned an 8am tutorial on Friday. Alcohol is the answer, my friend, used either as a bribe or a coping mechanism.
Probably, but you’ll just have to hope that your marker will exercise common sense and realise that it’s a pure fluke.
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