And it isn’t until they stop and stare at your face that they begin to realize that it’s you.
When you dye your hair a beautiful crimson red and literally three days later, it only has a light red tinge. So if you want to maintain the color, you have to re-dye it all the time. Hair color, WHY do you do this?
The more that your hair grows, the more that your roots grow as well. If they see your natural hair color, your secret is exposed! No one must know that your hair isn’t naturally green!
Your hair gets dry after you dye it. And if you dare bleach it, it will feel like hay. What’s the solution? Dumping nine pounds of conditioner on it, but not because you want to. Because you have to.
What shade is that? It looks so pretty. I liked it better when it was darker. Maybe I should dye my hair. My mother has the same exact hair color.
So because you dyed your hair once, you’re obviously the master of hair color.
I once dyed my hair a bright copper orange. I refused to leave the house for five days until I re-dyed it a darker brown.
I don’t know when I’ll dye it next. I’m living in the moment. Let me enjoy it.
Your hair is pink. Or blue. Maybe even purple. So what? It’s pretty as hell. And it doesn’t say a single thing about you as an individual.
You’re not a dumb blonde because your hair is light. And for your information, gingers do have souls.
No, I don’t want to dye your hair. I don’t have an obsession with changing the colors of things. Do it yourself.
When you assume that you’re careful enough to not get the dye on your t shirt… but end up dousing it.
Most hair dye doesn’t smell the great, even with every oil ever created.
Have you ever dyed your hair and noticed that your favorite green dress now looks weird with your black hair? UGH.
Apparently because your hair is blue, you’re supposed to have blue eyebrows and arm hair?
You shouldn’t have to explain to anyone why you do what you do. But people always want to know why you didn’t stick with your natural color.
So being a blonde now makes me look exactly like Kate Hudson? WTF?
Yeah, I noticed that last year I had three different hair colors. And the year before, I had different colors, too. I have eyes too, remember?
Were you really clueless to think that my hair is naturally indigo?
No, I don’t need you to tell me what to do with my life, and no I do not want to try the new gray hair trend. Gray hair shouldn’t be a trend for young adults. Sorry not sorry.
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