It’s no secret that University students talk a lot, and you’ll overhear some pretty… interesting conversations during your time as a Raven. That being said, there’s some things you’ll never hear a student say at Carleton:
Pardon you?
I’ll stop you right there. The correct answer to “what the f*$k’s a Gee Gee?” is to repeat it, louder, thank you.
When it’s -43 degrees outside, they’re not.
Yes you have. Stop lying to yourself.
Where do you work? Are they hiring? Can you etransfer me some of that? I have $6.
Whether it’s Sprott students shoving the colour blue down your throat, Eng students constantly complaining about their workload, PAPM students never shutting up about politics, or J-School students harassing you for a story (…guilty!), there’s at least one student population that you probably roll your eyes at.
If you commute to campus, you don’t. And if you live on campus, the South Keys Walmart is a godsend. You will use that train one day, trust me.
Don’t lie to me. No it wasn’t. Stop kidding yourself.
*world explodes*
Doubt ‘er bud, being a Raven is the best!
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