10 Signs You Are An Aquarius

As air signs, us Aquarians are often seen as one of the most intellectual beings in the zodiac. Born between January 21stand February 19th, like Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah Winfrey, Shakira and Harry Styles, aquarians are represented by the water carrier – constantly providing the world with life and spiritual food! Chances are, you’re a humanitarian and independent, however, your eccentricity often get the best of you! Here’s 10 dead give-aways you’re an aquarian.

1. Outrageous Glasses

Do you consistently wear shades that make you stand out of a crowd? Is your favourite accessory an over- the-top pair of glasses? Yup, Aquarians have a need to be ‘different,’ something often seen in their choice of eyewear. I swear, the tiny glasses trend MUST have been from an aquarius.

2. Least Favourite Personality Trait: “Nice”

Ew! Is everyone at this party boring but ‘nice’? Sounds like aquarian hell. An aquarius is almost always unimpressed with most of the people they meet. As people who are defined by their individuality, just being nice does NOT cut it for aquarians!

3. Having a Love Interest Dumber Than You

Ah yes, the classic aquarian move. As super empathetic signs, aquarians often have weird or just straight-up dumb significant others, getting into relationships with people who don’t make sense. Typically the one that ‘settles’ in a couple, aquarians might just keep someone around even if they aren’t intellectually fulfilling because ‘at least it’s something.’

4. Identifying With Aliens

Lovers of conspiracy theories, aquarians can be up all night contemplating the universe and the extremely likely but just not yet fully proven possibility that there are other forms of humanoid life out there in the vast depths of the galaxies… Not only this, but their strange sense of lonerism and standoffishness can often alienate (haha get it?) them from others, making them the kind of weird kid that you look up to but only wants to hang out alone.

5. Watching Animal Videos

When you get caught up in youtube videos that aren’t about how 9/11 was an inside job, they’re usually adorable and somewhat emotional animal videos, right? Right.

6. Kinky

First off, you loooooove to bang. Secondly, you’re always the one suggesting new sex positions, or researching ways to spice things up. You also definitely have more than a few sexual fantasies. Their appetite for kinky sex can be never-ending. Fun fact: an aquarian’s erogenous zones are in their ankles! Maybe you’re into feet?

7. Getting Emotional

And it’s usually for no reason. While aquarians are often perceived as cold, there’s usually a LOT going on under the surface. Today it might be about the need to save the world and the environment, tomorrow it might be reflecting on the fact that he’s the 5th guy in a row you’ve shown interest to but then ghosted. Sigh.

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8. A Little Bit Closed Off

If an aquarius opens up to you, you’re doing something right! A rare occurrence, aquarians typically have a ‘Trust No Bitch’ attitude. An aquarian’s support team will typically be very old and or/close friends, they don’t go spewing personal details to just about anyone! The worst thing an aquarian can hear is “but enough about me, what’s going on with you?”

9. Repping All The Wack Stuff You Like

Repeat after me: my interests are not embarrassing! Aquarians identify with others who own all the weird stuff they’re into (sexual and otherwise) as they too, are obsessed with incredibly niche topics. Aquarians are often annoyed by those who don’t feel confident enough to be themselves, even when that’s exactly what they want.