15 Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys

Let's switch roles for a sec. These are the best funny pick up lines for girls to use on guys that will totally throw them off, and make them laugh at the same time! Use these corny and even sexual lines on a first date, toward a friend, or with your current boyfriend!

We see and hear it all the time. Whether’s it’s on TV, movies, or music, the male partner is always the one to ask a girl out or use pick up lines. In modern societies, it is still not as common for a female to ask her male counterpart out on a date as it is for men in general. We’ve decided to flip the script this time, because not only men should have all the fun of using pick up lines on their bae. These are the best funny pick up lines for girls to use on guys!

1. I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

2. I don’t feel so good, do you have the penis-illin?

3. How much woman can you handle?

4. Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

5. Are you rich? Because if you’re not, then you better be good in bed!

6. Let’s save water and shower together!

7. Would you like to be my dirty little secret?

8. I’d say God Bless You! but it looks like she already did.

9. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your dreams come true.

10. Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver!

11. It’s gotta be illegal to look that good!

12. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

13. Baby if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

14. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

15. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

These are some of our favorite cute and funny pick up lines that you can use on your crush next time you go for a drink at a bar or sit by the ocean and watch the sun rise together. Whatever line you choose to do, make sure you use some of these pick up lines for a night full of fun talk!