10 Things Every McGill University Student Asks Themselves

As the year comes to a close, it’s time to ask yourselves the real questions. Here are 10 things every McGill University student asks themselves!

1. Why did I move out of the Ghetto?

Like it seemed like a good idea at first but now its a Monday morning, 7 ° C  outside, and your bicycle froze to the pole.

2. Why do people use Redpath as a social gathering?

With the hell of finals season still reasonably fresh in our minds, I think we can all remember cursing that squad of disturbingly put together girls using talking about their love lives at an obnoxiously high decibel level. People – GO HOME

 

3. Am I prepared to fail this class?

New year, new study habits – amiright? It’s that sneaky period right before add-drop that you start wonder whether you’re really screwed or just kinda screwed.

4. Will this elective expose me to a pool of potential romantic candidates?

Because honestly, what else are philosophy courses for?

5. Am I sick, hungover, or just too damn tired?

Because sometimes it just feels like a nightmare.

6. Why are we still talking about Harambe?

If I get invited to another Harambe vigil party I’m transferring

7. Why does my prof know my name?

You’re either doing something very wrong or very right.

See Also

8. Was I that stupid as a freshman?

Because sometimes you see them and are forced to wonder.

 

9. Will I ever feel truly warm again?

Answer: Obviously not. That is, until August and then you will boil in your own exhales.

10. Would I rather get hit by a biker or a car?

Easy. Obviously a car. Getting hit by a nice Mercedes is how I plan on paying my tuition.

Are these things that every McGill University student asks themselves? Share this article!
Featured Image: macleans.ca
Rebecca Salganik

Recent Posts

7 Ways to Unconventionally Ask Someone On A Date

Asking someone to go on a date is undeniably nerve-wracking, especially if it's someone you barely know. This is why…

30 minutes ago

A Guide to Orientation Week at Ryerson University

Every university has its own unique Orientation Week, and Ryerson University is no exception. Orientation Week is the first chance…

1 hour ago

The Ultimate UBC Bucket List

UBC is known for being a city within a city. With so much going on, you won’t need to use…

2 hours ago

10 Reasons Why Being A Screenwriting Major Sucks

Thinking of becoming a screenwriter? That’s great! But if you really wanna make it in the industry, you have to…

4 hours ago

35 Student Discounts Every Student Should Know About

No one can deny that being a university student has its perks. Especially if you take the time to recognize…

11 hours ago

10 Fun Cocktails For Your Next House Party

I don't know about you, but I LOVE a good cocktail recipe for a house party. It makes me feel…

12 hours ago