Older people definitely think all we do is eat pizza and shag. And, maybe we do. There can be a lot of expectations for sex at uni. It might be some people\u2019s first times. It might be for others, a huge pool and opportunity to try out their wildest fantasies and fucks. I mean, you go glen coco you do you. A time to discover your sexuality, likes and dislikes. It’s basically sex liberation. Sex at\u00a0uni\u00a0is full of opportunity to be absolutely seized by the balls. Literally. You\u2019ll\u00a0definitely\u00a0have a lot of shit sex. Hopefully, you\u2019ll have a lot of really good sex too. I don\u2019t really believe that any one is bad at sex. I think some bodies work together a lot better than others. I think some people are just more\u00a0experienced\u00a0than others. We all\u00a0gotta\u00a0get past the stabiliser stage lol, hopefully you\u2019re not actually wearing stabilisers in bed. Now I\u2019ve just taken this to a weird place. Let\u2019s get back on track. So, when I was considering, what are some sex positions to try at uni… I thought well… all of\u00a0them,\u00a0I guess?<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve been chatting to a few of my friends about this idea this week and we\u2019ve had some great convos.\u00a0Reminiscing\u00a0about the best, worst and funniest\u00a0sex-capades\u00a0at uni. I\u2019ve had some truly hilarious, some pretty standard and some completely weird ideas offered to me for this article. So, without further ado, check out these\u00a010 sex\u00a0positions to try at\u00a0uni\u00a0inspired by glasses of wine, mine and my friend’s experiences, and just pure\u00a0curiosity. All of which are suited for the student life and maybe only for the student life…? Check out these 10 sex positions to try at uni. Good luck, and consensual orgasms to all!<\/p>\n
Lol totally kidding, you will\u00a0probably\u00a0be doing this for the rest of your life you piece of white bread. I mean yeah, it\u2019s the standard.<\/p>\n
Bored of the same old laundry routine? Take your sex life for a spin and risk a\u00a0risqu\u00e9\u00a0cycle atop a spare washing machine. A suggestion for all you\u00a0risk\u00a0takers out there that aren\u2019t put off the aroma of stinky socks.\u00a0This is one of the sex positions you have to try.<\/p>\n
One for those\u00a0lazy student\u00a0days. Minimum effort, same finale. Live up to that lazy student stereotype.<\/p>\n
So, this one hasn’t been medically advised but came up as a way-out suggestion from a fellow student. If you have your doubts about tingle lube, apparently, a little bit of popping candy applied to the lips before some oral sex you get a similar effect. Not r e a l l y sure about this one… but apparently it’s more tasty and less rank than it sounds… still doubtful.<\/p>\n
On the topic of food… slathering yourself in some kind of double fudge Betty Crocker frosting (sorry Betty) is another way to make the bedroom extra tasty. Turn your tits into a couple of Crispy Cremes by adding sprinkles too! Let’s face it… your student house is probably already a mess anyway, what’s an extra smear of frosting gonna change.<\/p>\n
If your student kitchen is dirty, your bathroom is probably worse. This position is shower sex pushing your strength to the max. The aim is for each person to touch as little of the surrounding pube covered surfaces as possible. Good luck, and try not to drop the other into a that forever existing murky brown puddle.<\/p>\n
One for\u00a0all\u00a0you\u00a0foot fetish lovers out there… lol this is apparently toe-tally awesome! Each toe their own…<\/p>\n
A suggestion for those who don\u2019t have the time between revision sessions to head home for a cheeky session. The library\u00a0liaison\u00a0is another\u00a0high-risk\u00a0way to lower the\u00a0high-brow\u00a0tone. Maybe not one for the silent section though…\u00a0shhhh<\/p>\n
This is a perfect position to avoid being overheard. Take on the sexflix to keep up with the latest episode of Rick and Morty whilst getting down to it. Best performed so everyone is angled facing towards the TV, that’s only fair.<\/p>\n
You’ll probably be provided with an unruly and squeaky bed alongside your thin uni student house walls. Get ready to take on the carpet burner that leaves tell-tale marks on knees and backs and more! Hit the floor and take on this position if you want to keep the house from a-rocking.<\/p>\n
Enjoy every minute and as much sex as you want at uni. I hope this weird and wonderful list has inspired your life in the bedroom. If not, I hope it\u2019s made you piss yourself laughing as much as it has me. Remember, consent is the only sex that makes sense!<\/p>\n
Older people definitely think all we do is eat pizza and shag. And, maybe we do. There can be a lot of expectations for sex at uni. It might be some people\u2019s first times. It might be for others, a huge pool and opportunity to try out their wildest fantasies and fucks. I mean, you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24753,"featured_media":137095,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":true},"categories":[1806,1805,1793],"tags":[8941,8399,8282,7921],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-137094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rated-r","category-relationships","category-uni-life","tag-rated-r","tag-relationships","tag-sex","tag-uni-life"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n