English majors have to put up with a lot more than people realise. It\u2019s not always just fun and reading and can be pretty stressful at times. These are some things that only an English major can understand.<\/p>\n
When you first go to University you\u2019ll feel so proud at already knowing what future career you want to go into. Journalism. But once you actually arrive, you\u2019ll quickly realise you weren\u2019t the only one with that idea. And if fact, the other 100 people on your course had the exact same idea as you. How original your future career and life feels now. Sometimes it\u2019s enough to put you off the idea all together.<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re lucky enough to meet a few people that don\u2019t want to be journalists, then they\u2019ll most likely want to be teachers. English can be a course with plenty of career opportunities, but it seems that everyone can only think of 2. And if you like children then guess what, you\u2019re going to become an English teacher.<\/p>\n
Whenever someone finds out that you\u2019re an English Major, you can guarantee that their first response is going to be \u2018Oh, so what do you want to do with that? Be a teacher?\u2019 It honestly gets tiring hearing this all the time. And when you tell them you want to be anything but a teacher they always seem shocked that you even have other options with an English degree. Who knew?<\/p>\n
Sparknotes and Schmoop were the highlights of GCSE English and even A level, no matter how much your teachers told you they weren\u2019t \u2018proper sources\u2019. But oh, how wrong they were, and this doesn\u2019t stop at university. It just means that now once you find a fact on Schmoop you also have to find it written in a scholarly article to cite. Great.<\/p>\n
Going to University to do English is a massive step up from A level and GCSE but you\u2019re always comforted by your lecturers telling you that there is no wrong answer and that every answer in English is right. Lies. They\u2019re right that English is so subjective you can\u2019t really be wrong, but you can certainly be different levels of right, and finding the perfect level is impossible as all teachers mark differently and think different ideas are the best ones to have. It\u2019s impossible, I tell you.<\/p>\n
After making a specific essay choice to focus on two main ideas in detail instead of three vaguely, I was informed by my tutor I had definitely made the wrong decision. Queue another English student doing the same essay who made the supposedly \u2018correct\u2019 decision, only to be turned away by her tutor and told she should have focused on two detailed ideas instead. There really is no winning and the subjective nature of the subject is definitely a disadvantage to anyone who is an English major.<\/p>\n
When starting English as your major, you\u2019ll most likely explore the earliest centuries of literary texts first. You\u2019ll open your first book just to see pages and pages of complete gibberish and nonsense written inside and wonder how you\u2019re ever supposed to analyse it, yet alone understand any of it. Alas enters the beauty of the online audio book, sometimes read in modern English opposed to the implausible nonsense on the page in front of you. A true saviour amongst English students.<\/p>\n
Probably, the most frustrating part about taking English as a major is the constant assumptions that you chose it because it would be easy and is probably a subject for the lazy. However, they could not be more wrong. At my university, only English majors get a reading week each term because we need the extra time to complete the sheer amount of work we are set, and catch up with the mountain of reading we\u2019re given.<\/p>\n
These people truly are the most annoying as they will constantly make fun of you for your easy subject, yet as soon as they have some coursework due in they need your help. I don\u2019t think so my friend. You\u2019ll have to go at this one alone from now on.<\/p>\n
Only joking! We\u2019d absolutely love to read your work and point out all the grammatical errors you\u2019ve made. Can\u2019t think of a better way to spend our evenings in all honesty. You’ll only get this if you’re an English major.<\/p>\n
English majors have to put up with a lot more than people realise. It\u2019s not always just fun and reading and can be pretty stressful at times. These are some things that only an English major can understand. 1. That every single person on your course also wants to be a journalist When you first…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24789,"featured_media":136885,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":true},"categories":[1793],"tags":[12649,15574,7921,8057],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-136884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uni-life","tag-english","tag-english-major","tag-uni-life","tag-university"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n