Clapham is an amazing place to live as it is full of life, green spaces, trendy bars, cute coffee shops and so much more. But Clapham also has its own quirks and those of us who have lived in Clapham have definitely had our very own South London experience. From spending a hilarious but slightly tragic Friday night in Inferno\u2019s to having to deal with Clapham\u2019s mixed bag of characters, living in Clpaham is definitely a unique experience. Here are 15 signs that you were born and bred in South West London\u2019s leafiest district.<\/p>\n
If you didn\u2019t spend your Friday and Saturday evenings as a 15-year-old drinking lambrini or WKDs on Clapham common with your mates, did you really grow up in Clapham?\u00a0 I think not. It\u2019s kind of like a coming of age in Clapham when you convince the corner shop man you \u2018left your ID at home\u2019, head to the common and take turns in passing around a 70cl bottle of Smirnoff Ice and getting \u2018tipsy\u2019. How blissful.<\/p>\n
Inferno\u2019s is the place that you always refuse to go to but somehow magically end up at gone midnight on a Friday and find yourself singing along to Bring It All Back by S Club 7 until sunrise when you stumble out onto the street and throw up that bowl of pasta you ate to line your stomach. Ironic. We all say we hate it, but secretly we couldn\u2019t live without Friday night Inferno\u2019s.<\/p>\n
One of the best places to enjoy a Friday or Saturday evening (or afternoon, but who\u2019s asking?) in Clapham is Northcote records because they have a 2-for 1 happy hour from 5pm until 8pm. So it seems like a great place to go for a classy drink and a catch up with your gal pals, until one drink turns into 10 (for the price of 5!!!) and you find yourself stumbling out at 1am.<\/p>\n
Clapham is home to the yummy mummies with their Silver Cross prams that probably cost more than my monthly rent. So you know that you have grown up in Clapham if being hit by a pram the size of a small horse is a normal Saturday afternoon activity. It\u2019s almost as common as hearing someone order a skinny coconut milk sugar-free latte in the Northcote Road Starbucks.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s not like Clapham is small, but for some reason if you head down to Northcote Road on a Saturday afternoon, you will bump into almost everyone that you know. And their mothers. So that means you\u2019re unable to head out in trackies and messy hair which, especially if you\u2019ve had a wild one at Inferno\u2019s the night before, isn\u2019t ideal.<\/p>\n
If you grew up in Clapham, you will have felt personally victimised when rioters burned down The Party Shop in Clapham Junction. We all used to go there to get our Halloween costumes and party outfits when we were younger so it has definitely been a part of our childhood. To this day I still don’t understand why The Party Shop was targeted. What did it ever do wrong?!<\/p>\n
If you live in Clapham, you\u2019ll probably be of the very strong opinion that Morley\u2019s is the best chicken shop in the whole world. There\u2019s nothing else to say on the matter.<\/p>\n
Yes, although Clapham isn\u2019t home to any fancy London landmarks and isn\u2019t part of the London Big Bus Tours, it is still in London. Shocking, I know.<\/p>\n
If you are from Clapham, you will know that Southern Railway is just the absolute worst and try to avoid it at all costs. The very words \u201cwe are sorry to announce that the 10:46 Southern Service to London Victoria has been cancelled\u201d are enough to give you nightmares. So if you\u2019re from Clapham you\u2019ll know to avoid Southern Railway at all costs.<\/p>\n
Yes, we know that Clapham has 3 Underground stations on the Northern Line and no, there\u2019s nothing we can do about it. We all know that if you want to get to Balham from Kennington, it\u2019s long to pass through all 3 Clapham stations, but that\u2019s life. Can we move on now?<\/p>\n
One of the greatest things about going on a night out on Clapham High Street on the weekend is that you are spoilt for drunk food choice when you roll out in the early hours of the morning. You have a huge range of kebab shops and that<\/em> famous Clapham chicken shop. Not that you\u2019ll be picky with your cuisine of choice when you\u2019re drunk at 3am, but its nice to have the choice.<\/p>\n Clapham is known for being home to a huge number of Antipodeans. One Twitter user even stated that “you can’t breathe oxygen in Clapham without sharing some with an Aussie” and thats definitely not a lie. So, if you grew up in Clapham, you\u2019ll be used to feeling like you\u2019ve been teleported to Oz everytime you step out of the house.<\/p>\n One of the worst things about living in Clapham is that you have to get used to the pavements being lined with gross, chunky vomit on a Saturday morning. Let\u2019s just say that Clapham dwellers go hard on a Friday night.<\/p>\n In Clapham, dogs are everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. People are even taking their dogs into cafes, restaurants and shops with them. So if you live in Clapham, seeing a toy poodle is as common as seeing a group of chirpy Australians.<\/p>\n If you were born and bred in Clapham, you will be used to the sight of an abnormally large number of people doing burpees and squatting in unison on a large patch of grass. It’s totally normal for us. This is because in Clapham there are so many different exercise bootcamps which take place on the common in the mornings for all those exercise fanatics and yummy mummies who want to stay in shape.<\/p>\n Clapham is an amazing place to live as it is full of life, green spaces, trendy bars, cute coffee shops and so much more. But Clapham also has its own quirks and those of us who have lived in Clapham have definitely had our very own South London experience. From spending a hilarious but slightly…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24660,"featured_media":134593,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8522],"tags":[8614,15350,9397,15351],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-134591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-city-life","tag-city-life","tag-clapham","tag-hometown","tag-towns"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n<\/h6>\n
12. You Feel Like You\u2019ve Moved To Australia Every Time You Step Out Of The House.<\/h2>\n
13. You’re Used To Stepping On Gross Chunky Vomit On The Pavement On A Saturday Morning.<\/h2>\n
14. You Don\u2019t Need To Get Your Own Dog Because Clapham Is Already Home To About 50,000 Of Them.<\/h2>\n
15. You Feel Like You\u2019re In An Army Bootcamp When You Walk Past The Common On A Saturday Morning.<\/h2>\n
So there you go, 15 signs you were born and bred in Clapham. But as much as I take the piss, I wouldn’t change Clapham for anything. Did you also grow up in Clapham? Let us know in the comments below if you can relate to any of these!<\/h5>\n
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