{"id":119982,"date":"2018-01-10T15:33:16","date_gmt":"2018-01-10T15:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/uk\/?p=119982"},"modified":"2018-12-11T18:14:23","modified_gmt":"2018-12-11T18:14:23","slug":"the-asos-crotchless-jeans-that-have-the-internet-buzzing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/uk\/the-asos-crotchless-jeans-that-have-the-internet-buzzing\/","title":{"rendered":"The ASOS Crotchless Jeans That Have The Internet Buzzing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy sh*t \u2013 this has to be the most outrageous fashion trend I\u2019ve seen since \u2026 probably ever; the ASOS crotchless jeans. While younger girls have been seen wearing skimpier outfits and less clothing as time goes on, these ASOS crotchless jeans really crack me up. Describing them as bizarre trousers doesn\u2019t even do these jeans justice; they\u2019re flat out rubbish. <strong>You can\u2019t even categorize these crotchless jeans as avant-garde<\/strong>. However, that\u2019s not the most ridiculous thing about these jeans; perhaps it\u2019s fact that they are being sold for \u00a375 (that\u2019s $119); how that is humanly possible considering there is minimal material.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<h3>ASOS Crotchless Jeans Rundown<\/h3>\n<p>Thanks to British brand The Ragged Priest, these crotchless jeans are trending everywhere. <strong>Images of the ASOS crotchless jeans have gone viral and to say ASOS is taking a piss on what fashion is might be an understatement.<\/strong> The crotchless jeans literally look like Kim Kardashian&#8217;s thigh high denim boots held up by trashy stripper hardware (no disrespect to strippers, you keep doing you), and then harnessed to an uneven denim skirt you\u2019d only witness in movies like <em>Coyote Ugly<\/em>. Don\u2019t believe me? Look at the photos. Someone please explain to me who in the right mind would buy these fugy ASOS crotchless jeans.<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">\n<\/h6>\n<h2>WTF Ragged Priest<\/h2>\n<p>I think the better question is why Ragged Priest thought these were remotely fashionable. <em>The man\u2019s not hot and neither are these jeans!<\/em> People are considering them to be \u2018hot-right-now denim.\u2019 How about, no. You couldn\u2019t make these ASOS crotchless jeans look good unless both eyes were closed and you could un-see what you\u2019ve seen. No beanie, jacket, pair of booties or accessory could make crotchless things a thing. However, I will say the good news that has come out of ASOS crotchless jeans are the hysterical tweets. It\u2019s nice to see we aren\u2019t the only ones who think these ugly jeans\u2026 if you even can call these things jeans. Take a look at some of the hysterical ASOS crotchless jeans tweets.<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">\n<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">\n<\/h6>\n<h5>Let us know what you think about ASOS crotchless jeans in the comments below!<\/h5>\n<h6>Featured Image Source: weheartit.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy sh*t \u2013 this has to be the most outrageous fashion trend I\u2019ve seen since \u2026 probably ever; the ASOS crotchless jeans. While younger girls have been seen wearing skimpier outfits and less clothing as time goes on, these ASOS crotchless jeans really crack me up. 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