Let’s face it, Tinder is great. It’s fun, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and it provides the opportunity for us to inflate our ever-growing egos with match after match. But\u00a0even on an app that’s clearly just here to help us nail a shag, there are certain rules of etiquette which\u00a0need to be followed. Fellas, please note that any of the following will immediately summon every woman to channel her inner Beyonc\u00e9 and swipe to the left (to the left mmmmm).<\/p>\n
I know it\u2019s Tinder, but could you scream rebound louder if you tried?!<\/em><\/p>\n This is a sure-fire way to guarantee that you come across as a class-A arsehole. Now, I appreciate\u00a0tone-age\u00a0as much as the next person, but the prospect of an evening filled with protein powder comparisons doesn’t scream<\/em> take me now.<\/p>\n Literally what is the point of\u00a0you even being on Tinder. Like, seriously. GTFO.<\/p>\n Yes well sorry, Einstein, but it does.<\/p>\n Why is this even a thing? If I wanted to meet up with murderers I would spend my time leisurely wondering around dark alleyways, thank you very much.<\/p>\n Ok, maybe psychopath <\/em>is a bit harsh, but seriously? Beavers?<\/p>\n Maybe it\u2019s just me, but super-liking is an immediate <\/em>turn off. If we match, then it’s clear that it was meant to be. We\u2019re all secretly suppressing our desperation for love by being on Tinder, so let\u2019s not draw attention to our incessant need to be adored, hey?<\/p>\n Mate, I have 4 others of just my face. <\/em>Either learn to use your eyes or leave me be.<\/p>\n Why?<\/p>\n You message me \u201cHey!\u201d and I ignore you, and you keep messaging. As in, It. Does. Not. Stop. \u201cHey!\u201d. \u201cHellooooo\u201d. \u201cHi??\u201d. \u201cMe again!\u201d. ENOUGH.<\/p>\n Let’s face it, Tinder is great. It’s fun, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and it provides the opportunity for us to inflate our ever-growing egos with match after match. But\u00a0even on an app that’s clearly just here to help us nail a shag, there are certain rules of etiquette which\u00a0need to be followed. Fellas,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20882,"featured_media":117784,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":true},"categories":[1805],"tags":[8062,8016,9450,9447,9448,8399,9445,9446,9449],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-117783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationships","tag-apps","tag-dating","tag-dating-on-tinder","tag-meeting-on-tinder","tag-met-on-tinder","tag-relationships","tag-tinder","tag-tinder-app","tag-tinder-matches"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n2. You have nothing more than a pic of\u00a0you flexing your muscles.<\/h2>\n
3. If you have no picture at all.<\/h2>\n
4. If you have your height followed by the line \u201cbecause apparently it matters\u201d.<\/h2>\n
5. If you have some creepy-ass quote and BDSM reference instead of a picture of your actual self.<\/h2>\n
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6. If your opening line reveals how much of a psychopath you are.<\/h2>\n
7. You’re a serial super-liker.<\/h2>\n
8. If you ask me \u201cwhich one are you in the third pic?\u201d.<\/h2>\n
9. Your picture is of you doing the splits.<\/h2>\n
10. You refuse to take no for an answer.<\/h2>\n
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These are 10 things that’ll make you wish you swiped left on Tinder. Share your thoughts on Tinder in the comment section below!<\/h5>\n
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