Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. But how do they happen? Do people just wake up one morning and think \u201cI\u2019m gonna bone a total random tonight with no intention of seeing them again\u201d? Heck ya! But what happens in between? Here are the probable 20 stages of a one night stand\u2026<\/p>\n
So we\u2019ve established that you\u2019re getting laid tonight so you need to prepare and we mean EVERYTHING. In the shower you get your body ready using that amazing new body scrub and you make sure that Sasquatch hasn\u2019t been spotted down under. In your room you make sure it\u2019s clean – definitely get rid of that take-out box that\u2019s been sitting there since first semester and maybe shove that massive pile of laundry deeper into your closet.<\/p>\n
You send out a mass text to get a crew going to go downtown. Or maybe all you need is one \u201cparty\u201d or \u201cturn up\u201d gif sent to the group chat. Either way tonight you need your key wingman.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Dear god stay away from any rompers or full body suits. You need something that can easily be thrown off when you get in so you can get it in. Classy but also a little floozy. You have absolutely nothing to wear so you keep digging. Obviously, the tight black dress with the low back and heels.<\/p>\n Where\u2019s the vodka? Shots! Your only goal is to get drunk enough to make bad decisions but not so drunk that they are truly bad decisions. You turn up the whole pre just up until the cabs come.<\/p>\n You get in and are dancing a little off to the side from the DJ with your crew but also scanning the room to check out the scene. It\u2019s awful. Is everyone here a five? There\u2019s no hope for later tonight.<\/p>\n There he is. You lock eyes just for a second and quickly look away. Bingo. You get your group to move slightly closer to him and you start dancing a little more promiscuously as if Nicki would be proud.<\/p>\n Now you\u2019re dancing with him, are you even a good dancer? Who cares! All you know is you know you\u2019re not drunk enough for this. Time to get another drink at the bar, but you\u2019re prepared because you also definitely brought a flask.<\/p>\n You\u2019ve been flirting like mad and maybe getting a little playful but it\u2019s time to head home. You lean in asking \u201cWanna get outta here?\u201d Obvi. In the cab you may be getting a little too touchy.<\/p>\n Where are your keys and why is it so much harder unlocking the door after a night out? You get in and forget your roommates probably have something in the morning so you sneak into your room as if it\u2019s your parents house.<\/p>\n You\u2019re showing him around your room a little bit with the lights on. Wow did he look like that at the club? You\u2019re certain he was a thousand times better looking. Maybe lights off is better\u2026<\/p>\n Things are getting pretty steamy, and you\u2019re getting a little too excited. There\u2019s a fifty-fifty chance the guy you chose is either a horrible kisser or above decent but it’s going well.<\/p>\n You swear you had a box tucked away from your last fornication somewhere. Two options: ask your roommates or send him to the nearest corner store. Last chance to look probably in the bottom drawer – there it is!<\/p>\n You slip under the sheets and get to know this stranger\u2019s body a little too well\u2026<\/p>\n You wake up and roll over thinking you just had a fun night out with your friends and oh my gosh someone is in your bed. You make yourself a little presentable first before stirring him a little bit to wake up. What was his name? John? Jake? Let\u2019s just say hey for now.<\/p>\n He\u2019s completely overstayed his welcome. Does he want to get breakfast or something? It\u2019s 1:57pm. Nope. Time to leave. You hint that you had some group project to work on and you had to get ready or that you had plans all of a sudden you forgot about.<\/p>\n He leaves and you instantly fall back asleep and wake up hours later thinking about the night you just had. Was it good? Obvi, it was exciting. You look around the room and your clothes are thrown all over the room. How did he find his clothes so easily?<\/p>\n You shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. Bleh, don\u2019t touch it, you\u2019ll get back to it with a gloved 12-foot pole.<\/p>\n After your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n You think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n You\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\n Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. But…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19866,"featured_media":116056,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1807,1806,8010,1793],"tags":[8416,8421,8425,8429,8434,8439,8444,8527,8448,8513,8452,8320,8455,8458,8463,8468,8472,8517],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-103148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life","category-rated-r","category-school","category-uni-life","tag-birmingham-nightlife","tag-bradford-nightlife","tag-cardiff-nightlife","tag-coventry-nightlife","tag-derby-nightlife","tag-edinburgh-nightlife","tag-glasgow-nightlife","tag-ipswich-nightlife","tag-leeds-nightlife","tag-limerick-nightlife","tag-liverpool-nightlife","tag-london-nightlife","tag-manchester-nightlife","tag-nottingham-nightlife","tag-sheffield-nightlife","tag-southampton-nightlife","tag-swansea-nightlife","tag-winchester-nightlife"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n\u00a03.\u00a0Picking your outfit like the night depends on it<\/h2>\n
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4. The slightly more regrettable pre<\/h2>\n
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5.\u00a0At the club, instantly scoping out the dance floor<\/h2>\n
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\u00a06.\u00a0Spotting the potential<\/h2>\n
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7.\u00a0Wooing the prospect<\/h2>\n
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\u00a08.\u00a0Locking it in<\/h2>\n
9. The mission getting to your bed<\/h2>\n
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11. The lights on realization<\/h2>\n
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12. It\u2019s getting\u2019 hot in here\u2026<\/h2>\n
12. The inconvenience of never being able to find rubbers when you need them<\/h2>\n
13. The Woohoo<\/h2>\n
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14. The triumphant realization you\u2019re not the one who has to do the walk of shame<\/h2>\n
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15. Dropping hints for him to leave<\/h2>\n
16. The regret stage<\/h2>\n
17. The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\n
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18. The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\n
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19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\n
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20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\n
Are these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\n
Featured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
![<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n2. Squad assemble<\/h2>\nYou send out a mass text to get a crew going to go downtown. Or maybe all you need is one \u201cparty\u201d or \u201cturn up\u201d gif sent to the group chat. Either way tonight you need your key wingman.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n\u00a03.\u00a0Picking your outfit like the night depends on it<\/h2>\nDear god stay away from any rompers or full body suits. You need something that can easily be thrown off when you get in so you can get it in. Classy but also a little floozy. You have absolutely nothing to wear so you keep digging. Obviously, the tight black dress with the low back and heels.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n4. The slightly more regrettable pre<\/h2>\nWhere\u2019s the vodka? Shots! Your only goal is to get drunk enough to make bad decisions but not so drunk that they are truly bad decisions. You turn up the whole pre just up until the cabs come.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n5.\u00a0At the club, instantly scoping out the dance floor<\/h2>\nYou get in and are dancing a little off to the side from the DJ with your crew but also scanning the room to check out the scene. It\u2019s awful. Is everyone here a five? There\u2019s no hope for later tonight.<\/p>\n\n<\/h6>\n\u00a06.\u00a0Spotting the potential<\/h2>\nThere he is. You lock eyes just for a second and quickly look away. Bingo. You get your group to move slightly closer to him and you start dancing a little more promiscuously as if Nicki would be proud.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n7.\u00a0Wooing the prospect<\/h2>\nNow you\u2019re dancing with him, are you even a good dancer? Who cares! All you know is you know you\u2019re not drunk enough for this. Time to get another drink at the bar, but you\u2019re prepared because you also definitely brought a flask.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\u00a08.\u00a0Locking it in<\/h2>\nYou\u2019ve been flirting like mad and maybe getting a little playful but it\u2019s time to head home. You lean in asking \u201cWanna get outta here?\u201d Obvi. In the cab you may be getting a little too touchy.<\/p>\n9. The mission getting to your bed<\/h2>\nWhere are your keys and why is it so much harder unlocking the door after a night out? You get in and forget your roommates probably have something in the morning so you sneak into your room as if it\u2019s your parents house.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n11. The lights on realization<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re showing him around your room a little bit with the lights on. Wow did he look like that at the club? You\u2019re certain he was a thousand times better looking. Maybe lights off is better\u2026<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n12. It\u2019s getting\u2019 hot in here\u2026<\/h2>\nThings are getting pretty steamy, and you\u2019re getting a little too excited. There\u2019s a fifty-fifty chance the guy you chose is either a horrible kisser or above decent but it’s going well.<\/p>\n12. The inconvenience of never being able to find rubbers when you need them<\/h2>\nYou swear you had a box tucked away from your last fornication somewhere. Two options: ask your roommates or send him to the nearest corner store. Last chance to look probably in the bottom drawer – there it is!<\/p>\n13. The Woohoo<\/h2>\nYou slip under the sheets and get to know this stranger\u2019s body a little too well\u2026<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n14. The triumphant realization you\u2019re not the one who has to do the walk of shame<\/h2>\nYou wake up and roll over thinking you just had a fun night out with your friends and oh my gosh someone is in your bed. You make yourself a little presentable first before stirring him a little bit to wake up. What was his name? John? Jake? Let\u2019s just say hey for now.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n15. Dropping hints for him to leave<\/h2>\nHe\u2019s completely overstayed his welcome. Does he want to get breakfast or something? It\u2019s 1:57pm. Nope. Time to leave. You hint that you had some group project to work on and you had to get ready or that you had plans all of a sudden you forgot about.<\/p>\n16. The regret stage<\/h2>\nHe leaves and you instantly fall back asleep and wake up hours later thinking about the night you just had. Was it good? Obvi, it was exciting. You look around the room and your clothes are thrown all over the room. How did he find his clothes so easily?<\/p>\n17. The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\nYou shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. Bleh, don\u2019t touch it, you\u2019ll get back to it with a gloved 12-foot pole.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n18. The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\nAfter your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. But…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19866,"featured_media":116056,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1807,1806,8010,1793],"tags":[8416,8421,8425,8429,8434,8439,8444,8527,8448,8513,8452,8320,8455,8458,8463,8468,8472,8517],"thb-sponsors":[],"class_list":["post-103148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-campus-life","category-rated-r","category-school","category-uni-life","tag-birmingham-nightlife","tag-bradford-nightlife","tag-cardiff-nightlife","tag-coventry-nightlife","tag-derby-nightlife","tag-edinburgh-nightlife","tag-glasgow-nightlife","tag-ipswich-nightlife","tag-leeds-nightlife","tag-limerick-nightlife","tag-liverpool-nightlife","tag-london-nightlife","tag-manchester-nightlife","tag-nottingham-nightlife","tag-sheffield-nightlife","tag-southampton-nightlife","tag-swansea-nightlife","tag-winchester-nightlife"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe 20 Stages Of A One Night Stand - Society19 UK<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The classic stages of a one night stand involve spotting your prospect, avoiding the person for weeks afterwards. 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The mission getting to your bed<\/h2>\nWhere are your keys and why is it so much harder unlocking the door after a night out? You get in and forget your roommates probably have something in the morning so you sneak into your room as if it\u2019s your parents house.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n11. The lights on realization<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re showing him around your room a little bit with the lights on. Wow did he look like that at the club? You\u2019re certain he was a thousand times better looking. Maybe lights off is better\u2026<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n12. It\u2019s getting\u2019 hot in here\u2026<\/h2>\nThings are getting pretty steamy, and you\u2019re getting a little too excited. There\u2019s a fifty-fifty chance the guy you chose is either a horrible kisser or above decent but it’s going well.<\/p>\n12. The inconvenience of never being able to find rubbers when you need them<\/h2>\nYou swear you had a box tucked away from your last fornication somewhere. 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The regret stage<\/h2>\nHe leaves and you instantly fall back asleep and wake up hours later thinking about the night you just had. Was it good? Obvi, it was exciting. You look around the room and your clothes are thrown all over the room. How did he find his clothes so easily?<\/p>\n17. The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\nYou shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. Bleh, don\u2019t touch it, you\u2019ll get back to it with a gloved 12-foot pole.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n18. The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\nAfter your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. 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It\u2019s getting\u2019 hot in here\u2026<\/h2>\nThings are getting pretty steamy, and you\u2019re getting a little too excited. There\u2019s a fifty-fifty chance the guy you chose is either a horrible kisser or above decent but it’s going well.<\/p>\n12. The inconvenience of never being able to find rubbers when you need them<\/h2>\nYou swear you had a box tucked away from your last fornication somewhere. Two options: ask your roommates or send him to the nearest corner store. Last chance to look probably in the bottom drawer – there it is!<\/p>\n13. The Woohoo<\/h2>\nYou slip under the sheets and get to know this stranger\u2019s body a little too well\u2026<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n14. The triumphant realization you\u2019re not the one who has to do the walk of shame<\/h2>\nYou wake up and roll over thinking you just had a fun night out with your friends and oh my gosh someone is in your bed. You make yourself a little presentable first before stirring him a little bit to wake up. What was his name? John? Jake? Let\u2019s just say hey for now.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n15. Dropping hints for him to leave<\/h2>\nHe\u2019s completely overstayed his welcome. Does he want to get breakfast or something? It\u2019s 1:57pm. Nope. Time to leave. You hint that you had some group project to work on and you had to get ready or that you had plans all of a sudden you forgot about.<\/p>\n16. The regret stage<\/h2>\nHe leaves and you instantly fall back asleep and wake up hours later thinking about the night you just had. Was it good? Obvi, it was exciting. You look around the room and your clothes are thrown all over the room. How did he find his clothes so easily?<\/p>\n17. The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\nYou shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. 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Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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It\u2019s getting\u2019 hot in here\u2026<\/h2>\nThings are getting pretty steamy, and you\u2019re getting a little too excited. There\u2019s a fifty-fifty chance the guy you chose is either a horrible kisser or above decent but it’s going well.<\/p>\n12. The inconvenience of never being able to find rubbers when you need them<\/h2>\nYou swear you had a box tucked away from your last fornication somewhere. Two options: ask your roommates or send him to the nearest corner store. Last chance to look probably in the bottom drawer – there it is!<\/p>\n13. The Woohoo<\/h2>\nYou slip under the sheets and get to know this stranger\u2019s body a little too well\u2026<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n14. The triumphant realization you\u2019re not the one who has to do the walk of shame<\/h2>\nYou wake up and roll over thinking you just had a fun night out with your friends and oh my gosh someone is in your bed. You make yourself a little presentable first before stirring him a little bit to wake up. What was his name? John? Jake? Let\u2019s just say hey for now.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n15. Dropping hints for him to leave<\/h2>\nHe\u2019s completely overstayed his welcome. Does he want to get breakfast or something? It\u2019s 1:57pm. Nope. Time to leave. You hint that you had some group project to work on and you had to get ready or that you had plans all of a sudden you forgot about.<\/p>\n16. The regret stage<\/h2>\nHe leaves and you instantly fall back asleep and wake up hours later thinking about the night you just had. Was it good? Obvi, it was exciting. You look around the room and your clothes are thrown all over the room. How did he find his clothes so easily?<\/p>\n17. The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\nYou shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. 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Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\nYou shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. Bleh, don\u2019t touch it, you\u2019ll get back to it with a gloved 12-foot pole.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n18. The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\nAfter your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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Dropping hints for him to leave<\/h2>\nHe\u2019s completely overstayed his welcome. Does he want to get breakfast or something? It\u2019s 1:57pm. Nope. Time to leave. You hint that you had some group project to work on and you had to get ready or that you had plans all of a sudden you forgot about.<\/p>\n16. The regret stage<\/h2>\nHe leaves and you instantly fall back asleep and wake up hours later thinking about the night you just had. Was it good? Obvi, it was exciting. You look around the room and your clothes are thrown all over the room. How did he find his clothes so easily?<\/p>\n17. The realization of where you did the nasty<\/h2>\nYou shoot out of your bed realizing what you\u2019re laying in and work towards changing the sheets first. You realize he\u2019s graciously left the condom on your floor like a Neanderthal. Bleh, don\u2019t touch it, you\u2019ll get back to it with a gloved 12-foot pole.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n18. The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\nAfter your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\nAfter your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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![<\/a><\/h3>\n18. The post conference with your girls reporting every detail<\/h2>\nAfter your complete wipe down of anything you guys could have made out on or canoodled on you look at your phone and realize you have 8 missed calls and the group chat is derailed. Jesus you\u2019re alive you were just a little busy. You meet up with your squad later and tell them every inch of your night.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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![<\/a><\/h3>\n\n<\/h6>\n19. Seeing him again with no acknowledgment allowed<\/h2>\nYou think you\u2019ll have a nice uninterrupted day going but there he is, maybe in the library or across the lecture hall but that\u2019s definitely him. Do you say hi? Definite no. Maybe you should text him? What did you save his name under? \u201cTall red plaid guy\u201d or \u201cGuy who only drinks PBR\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. 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![<\/a><\/h3>\n20. Doing it all over again with a new prospect<\/h2>\nYou\u2019re ready and on to bigger and better things just playing the field, but it\u2019s time to live your life and have fun.<\/p>\nAre these the classic stages of a one night stand? Share this article or leave a comment!<\/h5>\nFeatured image source: pinterest.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ahh the good old one night stand. Whatever your reason, everyone does it. No we\u2019re not talking about a lovely bedside table stand you get from a furniture store. We\u2019re talking about the birds and bees with a complete stranger who you\u2019ll probably never see again until that super awkward moment that you do. 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