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15 Dating Jokes That Will Break The Ice On That First Date

15 Dating Jokes That Will Break The Ice On That First Date

Need to break the ice? Here are some great dating jokes that will make those first dates a little less awkward. Who doesn't love a good joke?

Are first dates awkward for you? Take some control beforehand by memorising a few of the 15 dating jokes below that are guaranteed to break the ice on the first date. Because everyone knows that laughter is the best medicine and humour can help bring people together and forge connections where there might not have been one before. Crack one or two of these babies out on your first date and you’ll be laughing all the way to a second date! Or even if there isn’t a second date, you’ll still be laughing and the let down won’t be as horrible…

1.A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favourite movie & mum’s maiden name, then login & read all their emails.

2.Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don’t really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

3.Pal: “My advice for your date is, make her think you’re well travelled, girls love it!” Me: “Guess how many buses it took me to get here.”

4.Intelligence is the first thing I look for in women… Because if they don’t have that, I may just have a chance!

This type of corny dating jokes that are sure to get at least a smirk from your date!

5.I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, “Alright, let’s go.”

6.[first date] Her: “I love your scent, what is it?” Me: ‘Desperation.”

If your date has any sense of humor, they’ll love these types dating jokes.

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7.Me: “For Christmas I want a Unicorn.

Santa: “Be realistic…”

Me: “Okay, I want a boyfriend.”

Santa: “What colour Unicorn do you want?”

8.The unexpected ending joke: my sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

9.The secret alcoholic joke: the best part about speed dating is having 8-10 new guys to drink with, and none of them are keeping track of how many drinks you’ve had.

10.I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window…

11.I can’t believe how convenient online dating is. Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home…

Any introverts will love these types of dating jokes!

12.The tinder joke: I accidentally swiped left and now my soul mate is gone forever.

13.Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

14.The still holding onto hope joke: no I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

15.The Denial Joke: you text him, he doesn’t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

So there you have it, 15 dating jokes that will help you break the ice on the first date. Do you have any more dating jokes that might banish the nerves on the first date? If so, write them in the comment section below.

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