In college, you’re bound to hear a bunch of interesting things on a daily basis. But, here are 10 things you will never hear at Rutgers University.
Brower: The motto “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” was born here. That’s why it’s called RU strong. That “meat” is not meat.. but look how well you’ve managed. You’ve grown so strong, like Bull. Your stomach is now #ApocalypseReady
Because after $30 grand in tuition, $7 trillion on books I absolutely deserve a $75 flip of the bird from DOT for parking 15 minutes before my designated park time. Hell hath no fury like RU play Cops.
Fun (alternative) fact: There is only a 2% difference in prerequisites between becoming a RU Teaching Assistant and becoming a RU Bus driver…okay maybe not but still..it feels like it.
Listen. Whatever sins you commit on the weekend are 100% absolved with every (packed like smelly sardines) LX ride you take.
DONT FLIPPING LISTEN TO THEM. Basically the amount of concern for you as the concern Gremlins have for anything after being fed past midnight.
A girl was stabbed by a homeless disturbed man in RU Newark while she was studying the library. Maybe we should take a note from this and reevaluate our close quarter interactions and try to secure the busses that students pay through the nose for…just maybe…
No they do not care. Yes you will most likely have to “kill” off at least one family member to get through this course. They don’t want to see you succeed *DJ Khaled voice*
Yes, you will probably get wherever you have to go faster if you just walked it instead. End of story. Embrace it, might make you a better person or something
Lets not kid ourselves, they are never cancelling classes. At least SUNY Albany has tunnels to deal with this BS…
Neptune Night is probably the saving grace of this dining experience. If you don’t love it you’re lying to yourself. Neptune night I miss you. Rutgers would not be Rutgers if one night a year you didn’t try to eat your weight in lobsters to balance the tuition cost. Where would we be without the snaps of all the lobsters the frat guys steal away back to their houses.
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