So many things happen at Emerson College; parties, events, everyday miracles, anything you could possibly imagine, really. But there are some things that would never happen to you at Emerson College. At Emerson you definitely will not:
Those things get lost; this fashion statement is purely preventing a $25 fee and…
Rolling into Einstein’s at 12:45 for your bagel was a necessity, class can wait.
This isn’t even a joke.
Sometimes you want to shout “Welcome to Emerson!”, and other times you want to shout “Get out of my way!” – the latter would give them a better glimpse of what our student body is really like.
You don’t even go here.
That Avery St. wind-tunnel can really get to you sometimes, man.
Because we definitely don’t have one of the best performing arts departments in the country; no siree.
*cough cough*
Don’t forget to wave to your friendly neighborhood construction worker who has a perfect view of your entire room from his spot on the scaffolding.
And you definitely won’t make Facebook statuses, pleading with your friends to swipe you into the DH or grab you something from the Max.
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