It’s almost an unwritten Sunday night ritual that you and your boyfriend spend the entire day lounging in bed, binging on a Netflix series, eat copious amounts of food, and to top it all off, get it on. Sounds about right. But, that food baby isn’t looking too sexy, and I think you may have forgotten the one unwritten rule. Sex first, feast later. If this happens to you, here are some sex positions for those nights when you’re both full of food but still want to get it on. (Golden rule: f*ck first then feast.)
1. Big spoon, small spoon
Spooning is the ideal position for the “post-binging-on-pizza-lazy-kinda-sex.” Simply lie down, both on your sides, and there you have it, ta-da! You’re totally doing it. It’s easy as that. This way you won’t have to worry about your food baby showing because only you will be able to see it. *See what I did there.* It is also probably the same exact position you both will usually will fall asleep in. So, once the deed is said and done, it’s time for lights out!
2. Mutual handy
A food baby is a great excuse to perform a good old handy on each other. A mutual hand job will give you both just the right amount of pleasure while doing the absolute minimum amount of work. And, another perk is that you don’t need to be naked for this one. You can remain fully clothed if you’re worried about hiding your food baby from all the pizza you devoured earlier. It’s basically a genius move. Another perk is that you and you’ll be able to talk to one another, watch a movie, or even scroll through your Insta feed while you’re going at it. I call it, how to be lazy 101.