Everyone’s high school experience can be very different depending on where you go. Here in Long Beach there are many ways to pick a LBHS student out of a crowd. Whether it’s your style, your favorite place to eat, or your daily routine, these 20 signs will be sure to show if you went to Long Beach High School.
It might not be fashionable, but if you don’t want to get stuck in the line of cars down Blackheath in the morning, there isn’t time for shoelaces.
Either someone’s vaping, a pop-up hair salon was just born, or someone is painting “SEND NUDES” on the mirror in soap.
Fun fact: a friend of mine was in such a rush to get to class that she walked between two girls fighting and one punched her in the face. She still went to class.
Enough said.
It’s probably better to imagine some of LBHS’ more interesting odors coming from a can than an actual human being. No one should smell like that.
Exhibit A: the rescued lizard in Bruno’s office.
Exhibit B: that time with the cat.
Exhibit C: that time with the gerbil.
Exhibit D: all those times with the birds.
Also common: the red bathroom pass is broken or stolen entirely.
You’d better hope you’re not wearing open-toed shoes. And that you didn’t come from lifeguard training.
Pour one out for the seniors.
This may not be entirely LB-specific, but there’s definitely something about our athletics that make people really want to annihilate at gym sports.
From jumbo pink lemonades to BECs, anything you buy on the way to school is a) worth paying for and b) worth being late for. Unless you’re in first period French.
Either the doors close and lock, you’re gonna have to wait, or someone’s gonna watch you pee.
You know who you are, couples getting it on in the hallways. Save it for the stairwell like everyone else.
I’m starting to think the position is cursed, like in Harry Potter.
Mr. Bloom won’t say the word “hurricane,” and frankly, who can blame him?
No, Long Beach High School wasn’t designed after a prison. That’s just the atmosphere.
I heard someone found folding chairs in there, but honestly I’d believe someone if they told me they found a corpse.
Also, hurricanes and volcanoes. Never forget.
Because even though our school (and town) is kind of ridiculous, you’ve spent enough time here to acquire infinite sweatshirts and tees. You can’t go a foot without seeing one of these.
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