Sexy Pickup Lines That Guys Should Use More Often

Sexy pickup lines don’t always come naturally. Many people might find them too risky, but when used respectfully and with a good sense of humor, they can easily break the ice for a fiery connection! Here’s a starter set for anyone new to the playing field looking to score.

Cute, Nerdy Pickup Lines

  • Is your name homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.
  • Hey baby, are you a tiny wooden stick and I’m an equal amount of red phosphorus? Because we’re a match!
  • Is your name winter? Cause you’ll be coming soon.
  • I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  • I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
  • Are you my pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
  • Look at the night sky. Do you see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34,546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, want to fuck?
  • Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is Erectus.
  • Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
  • I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.

Sexy Pickup Lines That Guys Should Use More Often

Confident Pickup Lines

  • My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.
  • Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.
  • Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror?
  • Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear, I can see myself in your pants.
  • Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  • That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
  • Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
  • You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
  • What are you doing tonight beside me?
  • Are you into casual sex or should I dress up?
  • Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

Sexy Pickup Lines That Guys Should Use More Often

Flattering Pickup Lines

  • Hey, you dropped something…my jaw.
  • Hold on, you’ve got something on your ass…my eyes.
  • Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack!
  • What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
  • I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”
  • Hey, I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Baby if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • You are making the other women here look bad.
  • My friend told me this party would be worth my time – and now that I see you, he was right.

Sexy Pickup Lines That Guys Should Use More Often

Funny Pickup Lines

  • Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss, ma.
  • Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.
  • Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
  • Do you know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
  • Nice fucking weather. Want to?
  • I wanna do dirty things with you – like farming.
  • So what are you doing for sex later?
  • [Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
  • If I had a nickel for everyone I saw as attractive as you, I’d have…five cents.
  • On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Sexy Pickup Lines That Guys Should Use More Often

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NSFW Pickup Lines

  • I was feeling a little off today, but the moment I saw you, I was turned on.
  • I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  • Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
  • My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • Want to see if you can add ‘has an awesome gag reflex’ to your resume?
  • When I was born, I had 2 choices: One was to have perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can’t remember which one I chose.
  • If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  • Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?
  • One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you want to help me prove him wrong?
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • I lost my keys…can I check your pants?

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Cutesy Pickup Lines

  • Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  • Falling for you would be a short trip.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears
  • Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • You better call Life Alert, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
  • Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
  • I think auto-correct is trying to hook us up; every time I type in your name it changes to future boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • The next time you get a dozen roses, look in the mirror. You’ll see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
  • Do you have the time? Thanks…March 1st, 2020, at 10:30 PM, now I’ll always remember the exact moment that I met you.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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What pickup lines worked on you? What sexy pickup lines have you tried on others? Share your stories below!

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