Somehow, our moms know everything. Everything about us, our lives, our jobs, and they always have an answer for our ridiculous questions. Moving away from your mom makes you realize how many things she actually did for you and how many questions you now have for her. Believe it or not, you have no idea how to adult without your mom around. Keep reading for 41 questions we still need our moms to answer!
Face it, you’re terrified every time you feel something down there and you immediately call your mom to figure out if you’re dying or not.
We are all broke and shopping the sale section of Forever21 without our mothers, we need money!
Like really though, when does cheese go bad? How about bread and butter? Broccoli?
Sooooooo, what will actually happen if I just wash my whites and colors in all warm water? Like, it can’t be that bad, right?
Moms have a no fear of phone calls to doctors so duh; mom should just make my appointment for me! Might as well be over-dramatic and maybe she’ll pity me and send me a cute “get well soon” care package.
So, like I’ve had this beer for a while now and it’s a little warm, will it kill me?
Mom knows exactly what to wear to every single occasion, it’s always safe to ask so you don’t show up to a meeting looking like you have a meeting at 2:00 and a tiki party at 3:00.
Moms cook for us because like, um, they’re just supposed to so, how in the hell am I supposed to know that a steak needs to be marinated and cooked on said temperature for said amount of time??
I need this to look super professional and grown up, so, I’ll make mom figure it out for me.
We’ve all experienced the weird boob bumps and thought we had cancer and ran to our mothers screaming before. No doubt.
I’m like 99% sure I could drive to India from here but, mom will know for sure.
Like what are the chances?? Moms always know and they are always there to promise that you won’t get TSS despite the warning labels on the tampon box.
I can’t even see inside of them. They’re so mysterious but yet, mom knows exactly when to throw them away.
Sure maybe towel lint will get on my clothes but, I can still do it right? It’s such a waste of time to do two whole loads of laundry. UGH.
First off, do I really even have to shave??
Moms always always have coffee so why didn’t they tell us how bad it hurts your belly and that it can potentially give you a gut? Oh, maybe mom didn’t put a cup of creamer and a cup of sugar in hers…
How do I decide? Moooommmmm, help meeee…what do they mean???
So far, I can make mashed potatoes out of a box, popcorn, and ramen. So, how do I cook like momma does?? Nothing ever tastes the same as the way a mothers cooking tastes.
Mom always has a load of just denim but like, why can I never have enough for a full load? So, do I really even need to wash them? Can’t I just put them in the freezer like the rest of the DIY hipsters do?
Moms can just do this stuff for you right? Go ahead and vote for me while you’re at it, mom!
Mothers are true blessings because not only do they memorize their own SS# but they also remember yours, their spouses, and all of your siblings. Moms literally have the power to destroy the entire family. So much power!!!
Is it too yellow? Does that mean I should start actually drinking water? Moms know exactly what pee should look and smell like considering they changed our diapers for years.
Our moms send us packages all the time just to be cute and show us that they’re thinking of us but literally, what the hell?? You have to provide a box, tape, and stamps? How does this even work?
We all screw up and break the law at some point, it’s just easier to make mom deal with.
Is moms lawyer the same lawyer as mine? Like do you just get grandfathered in to the law office? Can I just pawn my problems off onto my mom and let her lawyer deal with them?
Moms are the only ones who know the answer to this question. Dads are so passive aggressive that our only hope is to send mom into the war zone and have her figure out what we did wrong.
We are all guilty of facetiming our moms or sending pictures to ask if we match and/or look good! Even though we hated when they dressed us when we were little, we really wish they could come over and dress us every day now.
Basically we go to our moms for any form of money for any reason.
Right after we do something extremely stupid it’s always a good idea to ask mommy why she loves us.
Moms are boob gurus. They’ve lived with boobs longer than we have so they automatically know everything about them.
I feel like insurance is just one of those things are parents provide us with and that we have no idea how to handle.
I have never in my life stepped into the tag office. My mom hands me my sticker and my registration and that’s all there is to it. I don’t even know how to get to the office.
Moms are forever telling us to throw out our mascara every few months but I can never remember when to do it. It’s easier to call her and ask if I should throw something away.
Yet again, MOM can you just do this for me???
Moms keep tabs on their babies, dad being one of them. She always knows where he is and why he isn’t answering.
There’s always that sibling rivalry and the minute you’re alone with your mom you have to ask her who her favorite is!
Moms are forever doing laundry, including the weekly load of sheets. But, is that something I really need to do? Like, are bed bugs drawn to dirty sheets?
In my opinion, pizza is a 24/7 thing but, mom would totally disagree.
Moms have major balls to be able to reach in the toilet and actually touch where their children pee.
When we were little it was embarrassing to tell our moms about our crushes but now we call them and tell them every detail and beg them for advice.
Literally, every single day we ask our moms this. They know how to do literally everything so why can’t they just do everything for us!
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