Would You Rather is one of the most popular games to play at parties, during long car rides, or just whenever you feel like having a good laugh. Sometimes it is harder than it seems to come up with good would you rather questions let alone funny ones. Keep reading for some hilarious Would You Rather questions that are bound to stump anyone!
1. Would you rather be a hot genius or an ugly moron?
2. Would you rather poop bricks or puke slugs for the rest of your life?
3. Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s assistant or be dirt poor and have Justin Bieber be your assistant?
4. Would you rather not be able to taste anything or not be able to smell anything?
5. Would you rather have no fingers or no toes?
6. Would you rather bleach your hair neon green for the rest of your life or only have one eyebrow?
7. Would you rather have really bad in-grown toenails or really bad breath?
8. Would you rather have to give a speech with a stain on your shirt or toilet paper stuck on the bottom of your shoe?
9. Would you rather have your dog pee on your laptop or pee on your phone?
10. Would you rather be in your awkward middle school days forever or be stuck at your desk job in your boring adult life forever?
11. Would you rather eat a pudding that tasted like spaghetti or a pudding that tasted like pot roast?
12. Would you rather brush your teeth with hot sauce or with ranch dressing?
13. Would you rather fail out of school and become a millionaire or ace your way through school and only earn as much as the next person in your field?
14. Would you rather laugh hysterically every time you want to cry or cry uncontrollably every time you want to laugh?
15. Would you rather spend the rest of your life on a deserted island with only a ferret to keep you company or have your only friends be ferrets?
16. Would you rather be able to speak whale or read babies’ minds?
17. Would you rather get sprayed by a skunk or get stung by a whole hornet’s nest?
18. Would you rather eat a year’s worth of pizza in one sitting or never be able to eat pizza again?
19. Would you rather do the chicken dance for an hour straight in front of your significant other’s parents or have your significant other do the chicken dance for an hour straight in front of your parents?
20. Would you rather have the fire alarm go off while you’re in the shower or go take a shower only to be locked out when you get back?
21. Would you rather have your parents go through your text messages or your employer?
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Francis Martinez is a Journalism major at Texas Tech University. She is fluent in Spanish, loves to eat spicy foods and Luna Smores Bars, and you will often find her watching or attending soccer games. She is left-handed and her two favorite places in the world are Cape Town, South Africa and the neighborhood where she grew up in Texas.