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The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

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The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

Let’s face it, 2016 has been a pretty upsetting year; between all the devastating celebrity deaths and the orange devil being elected President, we’ve taken some hard blows to the gut as a country. Often times, going on Facebook just makes it worse and serves as a constant reminder of how ignorant some people really are. But if you’re friends with people that go to Emerson, you know there are peers who share the same values, and are as enlightened and liberal as you are. These people never failed to liven up our newsfeeds with their witty statuses that can distracted us from the hellish things going on in the world. You don’t need to be getting a BFA in Comedy to write or find these statuses hilarious; here are the 12 funniest Facebook statuses made by Emerson students (in no particular order):

1. This freshman who was really feeling what it’s like to be a broke-ass college student:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

2. This jokester who had a great Halloween costume idea:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

3. This promiscuous guy who just really has “bad” luck with Ubers:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

 

4. This musical theater major who has high standards:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

5. This tender lover who just wants to cover you in Cheeto dust:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

6. This genuinely confused millennial just trying to get his acronyms right:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

7. This timely post about Mariah on New Year’s Eve:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

8. This game boy on his way to becoming a game *man*:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

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9. This proud Slytherin, who just found out her life is a lie:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

10. This performer who made the comeback of the holiday season:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

11. This stressed out senior just trying to get through finals:

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students

12. This acting major who wasn’t a fan of 2016 (and maybe wasn’t too fond of Zip-Zap-Zop either):

The 12 Funniest Facebook Statuses Posted By Emerson Students
Thank you to Bailey Olmstead, Dante Flores, Bobby Nicholas, Rob Yonkers, Nolan Pearson, Jake Smerechniak, Robbie Flanagan, Sam Fidler, Katherine Hildebrandt, Nina Rodriguez, Josh Telepman and Joe Hornberger for your comedy, wit and light that kept our days brighter throughout this past year! Keep it up in 2017!
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