{"id":930,"date":"2017-10-26T22:51:50","date_gmt":"2017-10-26T21:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/fr\/?p=930"},"modified":"2017-10-26T22:53:55","modified_gmt":"2017-10-26T21:53:55","slug":"signes-que-tu-viens-de-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/fr\/signes-que-tu-viens-de-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"10 signes que tu viens de Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"

Etre parisien c\u2019est tout un art de vivre, ce sont des m\u0153urs qui te collent \u00e0 la peau. Si tu es parisien tu te reconnaitras forc\u00e9ment dans cet article ! Voici\u00a010 signes que tu viens de Paris.<\/p>\n

1. Ne pas \u00eatre coll\u00e9 \u00e0 la vitre dans les transports suscite ton \u00e9tonnement<\/h2>\n

Prendre les transports un jour de semaine \u00e0 6h du matin est s\u00fbrement l\u2019une des seules heures \u00e0 laquelle tu auras une place assise. Autrement, tu es bien plac\u00e9 pour savoir que c\u2019est le parcours du combattant, tu es chanceux si tu arrives \u00e0 attraper quelque chose pour garder l\u2019\u00e9quilibre.<\/p>\n

2. Tu te mets \u00e0 droite dans les escalators m\u00eame lorsque tu n\u2019es pas dans le m\u00e9tro<\/h2>\n

Se ranger \u00e0 droite dans le m\u00e9tro lorsqu\u2019on pr\u00e9f\u00e8re rester statique plut\u00f4t que de monter est une r\u00e8gle entr\u00e9e dans les m\u0153urs. Ce n\u2019est pas une r\u00e8gle \u00e9tablie, simplement une r\u00e8gle de soci\u00e9t\u00e9. Lorsque ton cerveau l\u2019a un peu trop bien int\u00e9gr\u00e9e tu te retrouves \u00e0 avoir ce comportement dans les centres commerciaux.<\/p>\n

3. Tu es hallucin\u00e9 lorsque tu d\u00e9couvres qu\u2019en Bretagne tu peux trouver une cr\u00eape sal\u00e9e \u00e0 5 euros<\/h2>\n

Paris, c\u2019est bien connu, c\u2019est la ville o\u00f9 tout est cher. Tu paies une cr\u00eape \u00e0 10 euros alors qu\u2019en Bretagne tu l\u2019auras deux fois moins cher et qui plus est meilleure. Tu t\u2019extasies devant tous les prix de province en te disant que ce n\u2019est pas cher alors que c\u2019est simplement le prix \u00ab normal \u00bb.<\/p>\n

4. Tu ne comprends pas lorsque les voitures s\u2019arr\u00eatent pour te c\u00e9der le passage<\/h2>\n

Heureusement qu\u2019\u00e0 Paris, les feux de signalisation permettent aux pi\u00e9tons de traverser la rue, autrement ils attendraient s\u00fbrement belles lurettes. C\u2019est pourquoi tu te fais la r\u00e9flexion qu\u2019on t\u2019a c\u00e9d\u00e9 le passage alors que les pi\u00e9tons sont prioritaires !<\/p>\n

5. L\u2019air frais de la campagne te prend au nez tellement tu es habitu\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019air pollu\u00e9 de la capitale<\/h2>\n

Tu es d\u00e9j\u00e0 mont\u00e9 jusqu\u2019au Sacr\u00e9 C\u0153ur ? Tu as d\u00e9j\u00e0 vu ce beau nuage de pollution que tu croyais \u00eatre du brouillard ? Tu as entendu tes parents se plaindre parce que c\u2019\u00e9tait la journ\u00e9e sans voiture ? Lorsque tu pars \u00e0 la campagne ou la montagne tu es frapp\u00e9 par le bol d\u2019air frais que tu respires ? Pas de doute tu viens bien de Paris !<\/p>\n

6. Les gens qui prennent leur temps dans la rue t\u2019agacent<\/h2>\n

Tu es parisien, tu marches vite et tu n\u2019as pas le temps pour les gens qui se baladent d\u2019un pas lent et encore moins pour ceux qui s\u2019\u00e9talent sur toute la longueur du trottoir.<\/p>\n

7. Tu penses que c\u2019est l\u2019apocalypse quand tu te balades un dimanche en province et qu\u2019il n\u2019y a pas un chat dans les rues.<\/h2>\n

Comment \u00e7a c\u2019est dimanche et tout est ferm\u00e9 ? Comment \u00e7a on ne peut pas faire ses courses ? Un virus a-t-il ravag\u00e9 la Terre dans la nuit de samedi \u00e0 dimanche ? Eh oui, la province est bien plus calme que Paris.<\/p>\n

8. Tu n\u2019es jamais all\u00e9 plus au sud que Malakoff<\/h2>\n

Pour toi, il y a Paris et la province. Il y a Paris et le reste de la France. Les portes qui d\u00e9limitent Paris sont TA limite. Sortir de Paris, c\u2019est un peu sortir de ta zone de confort et aller en terre inconnue.<\/p>\n

9. La Tour Eiffel n\u2019a aucun effet sur toi.<\/h2>\n

Les touristes en raffolent mais pour toi c\u2019est devenu seulement une construction en m\u00e9tal sans grand int\u00e9r\u00eat. C\u2019est sympa les premi\u00e8res ann\u00e9es puis apr\u00e8s c\u2019est comme un grain de beaut\u00e9 sur un corps, on s\u2019y habitue.<\/p>\n

10. Tu adores r\u00e2ler<\/h2>\n

Tu ne le caches pas, les manifestations c\u2019est ton dada. Tes participations aux \u00e9v\u00e8nements enflamment les r\u00e9seaux sociaux et tes amis adorent eux aussi partager leur m\u00e9contentement sous tes posts.<\/p>\n

Alors, v\u00e9ridique ou clich\u00e9 ? Parisiens ou provinciaux, exprimez-vous ! Moi-m\u00eame parisienne, je prends tout cela avec beaucoup d\u2019autod\u00e9rision et de distance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Etre parisien c\u2019est tout un art de vivre, ce sont des m\u0153urs qui te collent \u00e0 la peau. Si tu es parisien tu te reconnaitras forc\u00e9ment dans cet article ! Voici\u00a010 signes que tu viens de Paris. 1. 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