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25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe

25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe

A guy walks into a bar, trust me you don’t know this one, he sees a beautiful damsel and decides to go for it. He fixes himself up, checking his breath and going over his line. The girl is minding her business, enjoying the scene when he walks up on her and drops his pick up line. 

End of story, she cringes. Here are some of the most corny pick up lines that will totally make you cringe. 

1. “My name is ______. Remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.”

Corny pick up line alert! This person would have to be pretty confident to let this pickup line leave their lips. Word of advice: get out while you can! 


2. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

A classic right? This corny pickup line is bit outdated but will definitely make you smile. On to the next! 

3. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

Whew! Hold on, give me a minute me catch my breath. This cringe-worthy pickup line will have you rolling your eyes and looking for an eligible bachelor. 

4. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?”

Creep alert! Don’t let this one go home with you because you wont be able to get rid of him. After hearing this, you’ll be lookin at them like, “You really wanna go there?” 


5. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

This corny pickup line isn’t even funny anymore, but there are those select few who just love the classics. Try no to have a cringe-gasm. 

25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe

6. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”

I know you’re thinking, I’ve heard this one before. Yeah, me too. It checks a few boxes, classic and a cringe-worthy, corny pick up lines. 


7. “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

Hahaha…not! This one is bound to make you cringe and waiting for a chance to escape. 

8. “Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”

Corny pickup lines leave them vulnerable for attack. How about you say something long the lines of, “It’s right by the door, which is where I’m headed.” That will get you away quickly. 

9. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

No siree bob. As far as corny pickup lines go, this one definitely, without debate, requires a cringe. Carry on!


10. “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Whoops! I can imagine it now, they are standing there with a grin on their face thinking they’ve scored but your mind is looking for the next exit. 

25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe

11. “Do you live in a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.”

Indeed you are a work of art but that line deserves to dwell in the gutter. Don’t get captured by this pickup line. 


12. “My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?”

Oh no not again. These corny pickup lines have no bounds huh? Tell him you would love to remain STD free for the duration of your life. Now, run away as fast as you can! 

13. “Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!”

Only a very goofy person would say this, though that isn’t enough to get your number right? Right?! 

14. “Can I be your next mistake?”

Ummmm…no, I don’t think so. A mistake sounds like I’ll be learning a hard lesson at the end so lets not go through that whole ordeal. Mmkay? 


15. “Are you a beaver? Because dam!”

You’re stuck on the person calling you a beaver, aren’t you? Don’t worry because you have are only two minutes away from the door.  

25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe

16. “If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.”

Well of course this is on a list of corny pickup lines. It’s inevitable. Why don’t you keep it alright? 


17. ” Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”

I look magically delicious but that pick up line just made me throw up in my mouth. Be right back. I have to go to the restroom and and duck out while you’re no looking. 

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18. “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”

Huh? I have a piece of advice for you take the red pill my guy. Take the red pill. 


19. “Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!”

No, my name is exit and after hearing that pickup line I think I’m going to live up to my namesake. 

20. “If I were a cat I’d spend all nine lives with you.”

Dead end. Baby don’t waste your time because I won’t either. 

25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe


21. “There’s only one thing I would change about you. Your last name. “

You know what, I’m good. It’s time for me to bounce anyways, but you have a nice one. Definitely let me know how it goes. 

22. “Your mom will love me.”

Not if you’re coming on this strong. One twitch of her eye and you will be out the door, praying for another chance. 

23. “You dropped something. My jaw!”

Maybe you shouldn’t have used that corny pickup line and my fist wouldn’t have accidentally made contact with your jaw. What can I say? 


24. “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll return it.”

Why don’t you return back to whoever told you that pickup line actually worked. i can assure you it doesn’t. 

25. “You put the cheese in my macaroni.”

Which means you need a little more flavor in your life before coming to me. You have nothing to offer. Goodbye. 

25 Corny Pickup Lines That Will Make You Cringe


So how does it feel to cringe 25 times in a row? Not the nest huh? Well, at least you are prepared for these corny pickup lines when they come your way. Any more that are fated to end up on this long list of corny pick up lines? 

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