If you’re not already following these celebrities on Twitter then how did you even make it this far in life?
1. Anna Kendrick
For the people having existential crises, they are not limited to your years in college. You’ve been warned.
2. Zach Braff
Sometimes your professor makes a typo and you’re not sure if asking about it will be a dick move.
3. Dax Shepard
This seems like a subtweet for drunk fans at football games that forget what cheering means.
4. Neil Patrick Harris
“I miss you too Grandma, but don’t ask me how my classes are going, let’s talk about something happy… like reloading my Starbucks card!”
5. Chrissy Teigen
It’s okay if you don’t actually master the whole cooking thing while in college. You have your whole life to learn to be an adult.
6. Ryan Reynolds
You know when you get all dressed up to go downtown with your friends, you get an awesome picture, and then your friend complains that their left side is their bad side? Ryan has given us a solution.
7. Sarah Hyland
All of us have experienced being so enthralled by someone’s guide dog puppy sitting next to us in class that we miss the entire lecture.
8. John Mayer
Sometimes the Freshman Fifteen gets the best of your Brumby Butt.
9. Wiz Khalifa
With frequent life advice, Wiz offers the guidance of a parent with the words of a peer.
10. James Blunt
Quality hoes are a must when you decide to skip the bus and trek from Park Hall to Ramsey.
11. Rainn Wilson
College is about meeting new people, right?
12. Chelsea Peretti
Dealing with a shitty apartment or house is a part of the college experience. Dealing with ants is a part of the life experience.
13. Conan O’Brien
Listen. Why would bars be open during the day if you weren’t supposed to be drinking?
14. Stephen Colbert
You’ve missed your 8am seven times already, but you’re one coffee away from getting your next one FREE at the MLC Jittery Joe’s!!!
15. Adam Scott
That kid in middle school that treated gym like the Olympics made it to college and they keep reminding the professor the syllabus said there was a quiz.