{"id":116127,"date":"2017-07-20T23:49:05","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T13:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/au\/?p=116127"},"modified":"2017-07-20T23:49:05","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T13:49:05","slug":"funny-tweets-about-melbourne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/au\/funny-tweets-about-melbourne\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Funny AF Tweets About Melbourne That Are Too True"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Melbournians are a fairly open bunch, we\u2019ll share pretty much anything with pretty much anyone which is why there\u2019s always something interesting to be found on our social media. Below you\u2019ll find 25\u00a0tweets about Melbourne that are rather amusing but just a little too close to home&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>1. Yes, we do actually stick animals\u00a0&#8211; cows specifically\u00a0&#8211; up trees for our own amusement.<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/billyfoster_7\/status\/712384341024882688\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/billyfoster_7\/status\/712384341024882688<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>2. And our wardrobe choices take all four seasons into account because, let\u2019s be honest, we\u2019re guaranteed to experience at least three on any given day.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Wearing  my blue singlet under a hoodie. Prepared for any weird Melbourne weather eventuality.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matho (@MathoInc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MathoInc\/status\/831646386495959040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>3. Now I\u2019m not saying the construction of our new public transport system is causing havoc but&#8230;<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Metro tunnel works are doing great things for Melbourne traffic \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Rebecca Maddern (@RebeccaMaddern9) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RebeccaMaddern9\/status\/877080372411944962?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>4. Although with Metro bringing us such stunning service, could we really expect things to go down any differently?<\/h2>\n<h2>5. At least it might help us reach our fitness goals?<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Jogger takes on tram in peak traffic and\u00a0wins <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gfdAGiTQwM\">https:\/\/t.co\/gfdAGiTQwM<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dIUPS1QNVk\">pic.twitter.com\/dIUPS1QNVk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Melbourne Informer (@melbourneinform) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/melbourneinform\/status\/877354884697346048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>6. The struggle is definitely real AF in the Summer.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#39;m convinced traffic in Melbourne is a conspiracy to keep me out of Melbourne Beach<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; jesse (@grungeyuppie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/grungeyuppie\/status\/873593236954238977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">Sponsored Link<br \/>\n<\/h6>\n<h2>7. And some may even say that our city is literally out to get us.<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/liamvhogan\/status\/871161274670784513\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/liamvhogan\/status\/871161274670784513<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>8. But hey, go big or go home right?<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This is how we&#39;re going to build the West Gate Tunnel.<br \/>With an underground drill the size of the Hollywood sign. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/NDd8Up55qp\">pic.twitter.com\/NDd8Up55qp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dan Andrews (@DanielAndrewsMP) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanielAndrewsMP\/status\/869017258999160832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>9. And sure, maybe we take it a little too far with our nightlife.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Clubbing on a Monday tho.\ud83d\ude02 Melbourne night life is something else.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; chewbacca (@slepua_yo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slepua_yo\/status\/846306789721223168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>10. But at least the trip home\u2019s never boring.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">you&#39;ve never had the true melbourne experience until a drunk guy on a tram asks u what ur favourite song is from blink 182&#39;s greatest hits<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; hadassah (@lactoseprince) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lactoseprince\/status\/864643782368665601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>11. And we\u2019ve got some of the best coffee in the world.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: *tastes coffee and momentarily twitches nose*<br \/>Friend: OMG YOU ARE TOTALLY FROM MELBOURNE NOW<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Belinda Barnet (@manjusrii) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/manjusrii\/status\/873338355320147968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>12. As well as Mean Girls the Melbourne Edition?<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">On Mondays, we Op Shop \u267b\ufe0f\ud83d\udecd\u2728 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/bridgeroad?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#bridgeroad<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/richmond?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#richmond<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/melbourne?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#melbourne<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/victoria?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#victoria<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/australia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#australia<\/a>\u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GnIi1L9F7e\">https:\/\/t.co\/GnIi1L9F7e<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Paprika Cruz (@PapriKaCruz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PapriKaCruz\/status\/844183640552722436?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>13. Which makes sense I guess.<\/h2>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZacBarnes93\/status\/873153007638110208<\/p>\n<h2>14. The city is full of interesting people.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Only In Melbourne: skater dudes skating home carrying pictures and jigsaw puzzles just purchased at the op shop.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Zen \u26a1\ufe0f (@zensavona) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zensavona\/status\/868324456271183872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>15. And you never know what stories you\u2019ll come across.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Overheard in Melbourne, along the Yarra River&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;So I&#39;m pregnant, right? And I&#39;m pretty drunk. But he&#39;s like, I wish you liked jazz more&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nick Bhasin (@nickbhasin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nickbhasin\/status\/845812890124759040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>16. Although you should probably be careful when venue hopping.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Wandering around Melbourne looking for cool laneway venues. No, wait, that&#39;s just a normal lane with a dumpster and a drunk guy peeing.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Anna (@verysleepykoala) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/verysleepykoala\/status\/847972303925239808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>17. And specify that you\u2019d like your coffee in a regular cup&#8230;<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Go home Melbourne. You&#39;re drunk. We&#39;ve gone too far. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/s0J4HFyaPf\">pic.twitter.com\/s0J4HFyaPf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mitchell Scott (@MitchellBScott) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MitchellBScott\/status\/863693365983952896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">Sponsored Link<br \/>\n<\/h6>\n<h2>18. Then there\u2019s this.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ok Melbourne. Go home. You&#39;re drunk. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OIL4rlgzEH\">pic.twitter.com\/OIL4rlgzEH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ben Whitmore (@Ben_Whitmore) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ben_Whitmore\/status\/875971033005608965?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>19. But at least we don\u2019t have any Vikings?<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">True, there are no Vikings in Melbourne. Just hipsters with weird beards and funny hats.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Public Serpent (@PublicSerpentOz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PublicSerpentOz\/status\/857897582265118722?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>20. What we do have, however, is a very particular set of skills.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Crossing the road between traffic and jumping on a tram before the doors shut is a skill in Melbourne<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Leigh Ritchie (@LionelRitchie18) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LionelRitchie18\/status\/866157861361012736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>21. And pretty low expectations.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/whodesignedaustralia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#whodesignedaustralia<\/a> why bother having a weather reporter for Melbourne? they probably make it up on the spot anyway, lol.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bonnie (@BonsAdventures) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BonsAdventures\/status\/876761978949124096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>22. Even though outsiders might not totally get our way of life.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I couldn&#39;t possibly live in Melbourne. I would be so much fatter and always drunk<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ainsindahouse (@ainsindahouse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ainsindahouse\/status\/861024175506374657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>23. And we don\u2019t always know where we\u2019re going.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Melbourne metro is at it again. <\/p>\n<p>Computer announces &quot;now arriving at Southern Cross&quot; <\/p>\n<p>I got on at Southern Cross <\/p>\n<p>We&#39;re in Richmond<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dragon Xavier \ud83c\udff9 Real time graphics (@Xavier_Ho) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Xavier_Ho\/status\/872411589374222337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>24. We know what we want out of life.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">One of my life&#39;s aspirations is to witness a truck drive into the Montague st bridge IRL<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; emma (@emmaisapie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emmaisapie\/status\/875542656499146752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>25. And we can turn even the saddest situation into a thing of beauty.<\/h2>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Someone\/s has accepted the challenge and made a Rubik&#39;s cube and a die. Now will sometime please add cushioning? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BollArt?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BollArt<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Melbourne?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Melbourne<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dz89sTnTef\">pic.twitter.com\/dz89sTnTef<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Hannah Francis (@han_francisco) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/han_francisco\/status\/884313052438347776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 10, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">Sponsored Link<br \/>\n<\/h6>\n<h5>Which one of these tweets about Melbourne do you think is the most funny? Let us know in the comments!<\/h5>\n<h6>Featured Image:\u00a0<a class=\"_ZR irc_hol i3724\" href=\"http:\/\/www.visitmelbourne.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><span class=\"irc_ho\" dir=\"ltr\">www.visitmelbourne.com<\/span><\/a><\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Melbournians are a fairly open bunch, we\u2019ll share pretty much anything with pretty much anyone which is why there\u2019s always something interesting to be found on our social media. Below you\u2019ll find 25\u00a0tweets about Melbourne that are rather amusing but just a little too close to home&#8230; 1. 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