{"id":113799,"date":"2017-02-23T09:37:15","date_gmt":"2017-02-23T14:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/?p=113799"},"modified":"2017-10-12T03:24:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T16:24:28","slug":"things-you-will-never-hear-a-student-say-at-unisa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.society19.com\/au\/things-you-will-never-hear-a-student-say-at-unisa\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things You Will Never Hear A Student Say At UniSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new uni year is just around the corner with thousands of new and returning students. Whether you\u2019re only starting university this year or if you\u2019ve been on holiday mode for four months (like me), you might be a little out of touch with the uni culture. So here\u2019s a list compiled of the things you will never hear a student say at UniSA\u00a0(specifically the Magill campus):<\/p>\n<h2>1. \u2018Yes, I did all the readings.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>No you didn\u2019t. You probably haven\u2019t even bought the textbooks.<\/p>\n<h2>2. \u2018I should probably get a start on this assignment soon.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>(Unless this is the night before.)<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">Sponsored Link<br \/>\n<\/h6>\n<h2>3. \u2018Where should I eat today?\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>The answer is Aroma.<\/p>\n<h2>4. \u2018I go to the library to read.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>You either go to the library to socialise or to nap.<\/p>\n<h2>5. \u2018I love lectures in H1-44.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Not if you want anything to stay on your desk for more than 2 minutes.<\/p>\n<h2>6. \u2018Spending half an hour looking for a carpark is exactly what I wanted to do at 9am on a Monday.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Unless your first class isn\u2019t until about 1pm, good luck finding any parks close to uni.<\/p>\n<h6 style=\"text-align: center\">Sponsored Link<br \/>\n<\/h6>\n<h2>7. \u2018It\u2019s so convenient how all of the computers are equipped with Adobe.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Only four computer suites are and even then, they are all different versions so have fun figuring out how to Photoshop all over again.<\/p>\n<h2>8. \u2018Why did we just get a global extension?\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>You get another week on the assignment you haven\u2019t started yet.<\/p>\n<h2>9. \u2018I get up two hours before my first class to make myself look presentable.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>Maybe for the first week or two but after that, you\u2019ll probably be seeing people in what could easily pass as pajamas.<\/p>\n<h2>10. \u2018Parki is so convenient.\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<h5>Are there any other things you will never hear a student say at UniSA? Comment below!<\/h5>\n<h6>Featured photo source: flickr.com<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new uni year is just around the corner with thousands of new and returning students. Whether you\u2019re only starting university this year or if you\u2019ve been on holiday mode for four months (like me), you might be a little out of touch with the uni culture. 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