10 Students You’ll Always Run Into At The University of Florida

From the always-smiling Student Government members to the kids who miraculously manage to sleep through every single class, here are the 10 students you’ll always run into at the University of Florida.

The University of Florida has a certain kind of rep that everyone’s heard of — whether it’s stories of football fails, frat scandals, or ridiculous parties, UF has certainly made a name for itself. From Midtown to Southwest Rec, one thing you can count on at this Top 10 Public University is the types of students you’ll find. From the always-smiling Student Government members to the kids who miraculously manage to sleep through every single class, here are the 10 Students You’ll Always Run Into At The University of Florida.

1. That Freshman that reps Broward Dining.

Everyone knows that one person who unironically swears by this astronomical waste of money. Any argument supporting the Fresh Food Company (or meal plans in general) is entirely incorrect and irrelevant — we all know the only reason to go is to smuggle food out for your friends. Bananas, anyone?

2. The girls that go out every. Single. Night.

There can’t possibly be that many frat parties and club events that often, right? Besides, don’t they have classes to maybe… do homework for? Or… a paper to write? Exams to study for? These girls honestly confuse me. They usually travel in large groups, all wearing remarkably similar outfits paired with skyscraper heels. Also, it’s 50 degrees — what are you doing in a crop top and shorts?

3. The late-night students.

Whether they be STEM majors studying in Marston until closing or CLAS students working in studio ‘til dawn, these Gators are easily spotted by the empty coffee cups in their hands and the dread in their eyes. Seriously, do these professors not understand that more hours are needed in the day to possibly get everything done?

4. The… eclectic ones.

These people are iconic, known throughout the school for their various wacky antics. Everyone is familiar with the thigh-bearing Dennis dancing around campus, and even those who post to the infamous “Swampy UF memes for top ten public teens” gain a fair amount of traction. In a sea of North Face and PINK, it’s those that break the status quo that stand out. That being said…

5. The sorority girls/frat guys that look like identical copies of one another.

Look, I totally get the appeal of name brands and bandwagoning on trends… but seriously? Do you all need to wear the exact same style of boat shoes? And let’s not forget the iconic sorority girl navy windbreaker — yes, that one. Though they certainly are all their own person, it’s when they travel in their sidewalk-clogging packs that they become nearly indistinguishable.

6. The student who’s in over their head with clubs, organizations and obligations.

Whenever you run into this student, they’ll almost always be on the way to some meeting or class, frantically speed-walking in order to get there in time. And yet, they continue to take on even more responsibilities… forever overworked, they are constantly on the move, usually found around the Reitz or Turlington.

7. The die-hard Gators who bleed orange and blue.

These people come in a variety of shapes and sizes, especially since many Gators span over multiple generations. On gamedays, parents and even grandparents set up camp in UF, with tailgating parties and the full nine yards. Regardless, there is always one unifying factor — the absolute overabundance of orange and blue clothing. Honestly, couldn’t they have chosen more wearable colors? Talk about an eyesore.

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8. The cutesy college sweethearts.

You know the type — whether they’ve been together since high school or only got together a couple months ago, they’re absolutely smitten with each other. Most likely, they already have an apartment together, having cute domestic brunches and scheduling trips to Lake Wauburg. However, these are the kinds of relationships that end in one of two ways: in a brutal fight or in a lovely engagement. I guess that explains the constantly interlocked hands and regular phone calls, huh?

9. The antisocial, anti-dorm person who just wants their degree.

While those that are far too extroverted and involved can be a bit much, the opposite end of the spectrum is just as noticeable. These types of students, if they still live on campus, don’t talk to anyone on their floor and do their best to get one of the few Single rooms offered in dorm halls. On the same note, if they get an apartment, it’s definitely going to be a 1/1. They aren’t one for socializing, and are going to college specifically for their education — nothing more, nothing less. You’ll never find them in lounges or at nearby coffee shops; they’re almost always on campus, and most often in their room. Hey, at least you’ll see them in class! On the other hand…

10. The student who’s already mentally done with their classes and rarely shows up.

Honestly, why are they even here? Do they even go to any of the classes? These are the people that show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks in their hands, and they usually go to class only when there’s a quiz or exam. How does this make sense? Don’t they pay for those courses? They’re pretty easily identified; their texts to you will be almost always “Hey, can you sign me in today? :)” and “What were today’s notes?”

Chances are, if you attend the University of Florida, you fit into one of these categories. Don’t think so? Just ask one of your friends; they know. However, despite all of the stereotypes that come with being a student at UF, you probably love it here regardless, for whatever reason that may be. Go Gators!